Hopefully a laugh fro all fo you...

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Ugh... it was my birthday yesterday, decided pub golf would be a good laugh... got kicked out of the last place, so got a penalty for not finishing the course, which meant i lost - I got some 3-week-old milk poured on my face :(
It smells like someone **** on me...
I'll post some (hopefully funny) pics tomorrow....
 
If you were a lady, I would be inclined to pressure you for those milky-face humiliation pictures, but seeing as you're not, I think I'd rather pressure you into not sharing.
 
When somebody got married at the Creda/Hotpoint factory a special bucket was prepared a month before the wedding.
This consisted of milk, yoghurt, oil, food waste and whatever else we could think of.
The bloke would be drove outside standing in a metal container where said 4 week old mixture was poured all over him.
He would then be given the chance after 5 minutes to jump in the Creda pond to freshen up a bit.
The women were dressed up as tarts and made to work like that all day :D
 
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