Ugh... it was my birthday yesterday, decided pub golf would be a good laugh... got kicked out of the last place, so got a penalty for not finishing the course, which meant i lost - I got some 3-week-old milk poured on my face 
It smells like someone **** on me...
I'll post some (hopefully funny) pics tomorrow....

It smells like someone **** on me...
I'll post some (hopefully funny) pics tomorrow....