Had to carry someone's index finger in a plastic bag

Nix · 31 May 2011 at 15:39

Capn' $qu!ff said:
OP if you were expecting a serious discussion or a sympathetic one you've posted this in the wrong place and brought this upon yoursen

Fancy pointing him in the right direction?

CrixxzeH · 31 May 2011 at 15:40

ouchhhhhhhhh!!????
just the thought is cringeworthy...cheers, now'a gotta eat? xD

Cosimo · 31 May 2011 at 15:41

OP was there on hand to help.

Bennie-Mac · 31 May 2011 at 15:42

Guess he'll just have to knuckle down and get on with his life.

explicit4u · 31 May 2011 at 15:42

Capn' $qu!ff said:
OP if you were expecting a serious discussion or a sympathetic one you've posted this in the wrong place and brought this upon yoursen

Is this a northern thing?

Maccy · 31 May 2011 at 15:44

Perhaps for the first time I get to post this - 'cool story bro'.

Bennie-Mac · 31 May 2011 at 15:45

Im stumped trying to think up more more puns...

arc@css · 31 May 2011 at 15:47

Poor chap.

Tobeornottobe · 31 May 2011 at 15:48

Capn' $qu!ff said:
OP if you were expecting a serious discussion or a sympathetic one you've posted this in the wrong place and brought this upon yoursen

Not at all -- Bring it on! Where I work we tend to make jokes out of nasty events. However so far pretty poor humour offerings. Step it up a bit!

Snooble · 31 May 2011 at 15:50

Surely now he can just wear fingerless gloves to work?

Helveticat · 31 May 2011 at 15:51

Tobeornottobe said:
No punch line, finger ripped off at second joint. He stayed on the supply vessel and his glove and finger ended up on the jack-up work platform. I had to go and get the guy and his finger and get him on a helicopter.

I can't imagine him punching anything right now.

Bennie-Mac · 31 May 2011 at 15:53

Tobeornottobe said:
However so far pretty poor humour offerings. Step it up a bit!

Hope the guy isnt too stressed out about it, hopefully a good five finger shuffle will.......oh

p4radox · 31 May 2011 at 16:00

Severance pay?

Bennie-Mac · 31 May 2011 at 16:01

p4radox said:
Severance pay?

Lol HIGH FIVE........oh

Cosimo · 31 May 2011 at 16:01

p4radox said:
Severance pay?

He might be taking a cut in his wages.

Greenlizard0 · 31 May 2011 at 16:01

Oh my god - he must yelped like a dog! Barking mad story. Cod it be any more wince worthy?

Jambo · 31 May 2011 at 16:02

Tobeornottobe said:
No punch line, finger ripped off at second joint. He stayed on the supply vessel and his glove and finger ended up on the jack-up work platform. I had to go and get the guy and his finger and get him on a helicopter.

Two phalanges should be a worthy pay out.

Makhaira · 31 May 2011 at 16:05

Helicopter?!

Tobeornottobe · 31 May 2011 at 16:06

Jambo said:
Two phalanges should be a worthy pay out.

In Nigeria, Nigerian working for a crap Nigerian company. Will get f-all unfortunately

Nix · 31 May 2011 at 16:12

I bet the last thing he wanted to hear after that was "GET TO DA CHOPPA!"