Had to carry someone's index finger in a plastic bag

[RomanNose]

Someone should stop this thread carrying on.

 

[arknor]

Someone call the WAAAAAMUBULANCE

someone call the nursery i suspect a bunch of children have escaped..~

sometimes i worry about the mental age of this forum

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Someone should stop this thread carrying on.

You just had to hand them other options didn't you!

 

[ChrisSmith3]

Well, he's going to need a new pair of gloves.

 

[Justintime]

My dad had to retrieve a ladies leg and swim to land with it when he was 13, this happened in the caribbean circa 1965, she somehow got mangled in a speedboats propellor while they were swimming about. He said he managed to get to the jetty, plop the leg down and awoke in the hospital after he promptly fainted. He never heard what happened to the lady though as she was a tourist and flown to Barbados and maybe America after.

 

[Sin_Chase]

Sounds like he made a mess of the joint.

 

[p4radox]

I heard he's now at the hospital, but there's no sign of the finger. The doctors are stumped.

 

[Jambo]

My dad had to retrieve a ladies leg and swim to land with it when he was 13, this happened in the caribbean circa 1965, she somehow got mangled in a speedboats propellor while they were swimming about. He said he managed to get to the jetty, plop the leg down and awoke in the hospital after he promptly fainted. He never heard what happened to the lady though as she was a tourist and flown to Barbados and maybe America after.

Is your Dad Jay from The Inbetweeners?

 

[Justintime]

Is your Dad Jay from The Inbetweeners?

No hes actually a well respected and very honest (to the point of annoyance) english literature teacher. Are you that hard-up for a laugh that'd you try to belittle anyone that steps into your path?

 

[Tobeornottobe]

Shame, descended into seriousness. True story though.

 

[Tefal]

Not at all -- Bring it on! Where I work we tend to make jokes out of nasty events. However so far pretty poor humour offerings. Step it up a bit!

We at GD never have and never will do good puns

*flips Tobeornottobe off and walks out*

 

[G-MAN2004]

No pics?

 

[LeJosh]

No hes actually a well respected and very honest (to the point of annoyance) english literature teacher. Are you that hard-up for a laugh that'd you try to belittle anyone that steps into your path?

The Internet.

Serious busnizz.

 

[sanaxe1]

I've never had to carry a index finger in a plastic bag but i have carried a plastic bag on my index finger, So pretty much the same thing.

 

[OCdude]

You should try to cheer him up tomorrow by putting out a nice buffet for him, everyone loves a nice bit of finger food

 

[Jambo]

Are you that hard-up for a laugh that'd you try to belittle anyone that steps into your path?

No.

I was just having a laugh. If you can't see how an anonymous post that your Dad at 13 swam (in probably shark infested waters) with a bloodied leg might come across as potential bull**** then you are clearly britboy's brother.

 

[StoutMeister]

someone call the nursery i suspect a bunch of children have escaped..~

sometimes i worry about the mental age of this forum

Don't worry, just give them the finger.

 

[yhack]

This thread isn't very punny

 

[Fenris]

Make sure you help him out when he gets back to work, he might need a bit of a hand.

 

[Tobeornottobe]

I've never had to carry a index finger in a plastic bag but i have carried a plastic bag on my index finger, So pretty much the same thing.

Don't quite know why, but the best so far