Halal Board game salesmen required
What makes this game halal?
What is game called? Pigs and Ladders
What makes this game halal?
What is game called? Pigs and Ladders
Halal Board game salesmen required
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Muslims don't eat pigs at all.
I was joking.
Board games eh? So instead of 'go to jail card' you go to 'beheading table'
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Pick up chance.
"The burger you ate was a mix of half lamb and half pork, and the lamb was not halal"
"The burger you ate was a mix of half lamb and half pork, and the lamb was not halal"
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"Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Get unknowingly fed pork by prison kitchen staff.
You are out of the game and must be stoned to death."
You are out of the game and must be stoned to death."
You used an Imam point to pick up an event card:
You uncover a stash of illegally imported halal chicken fillets.
Roll the dice:
6: You manage to sell the fillets to the local Halal butchers for a good price, as their delivery failed this week. Collect £200.
4 or 5: You can't sell the fillets, but take them home and invite the Imam over for a chicken sandwich. Collect 5 Imam points.
2 or 3: You fail to sell the fillets, and the Imam is busy, you eat all the chicken yourself. Famine resistance increased by 1 point.
1: The local chicken fillet running gang finds you and burns your house down. As you wait for the fire brigade outside, a group on their way to the KKK bake sale stop and beat you to death. All assets seized by police in relation to illegal chicken trafficking. You are removed from the game.
You uncover a stash of illegally imported halal chicken fillets.
Roll the dice:
6: You manage to sell the fillets to the local Halal butchers for a good price, as their delivery failed this week. Collect £200.
4 or 5: You can't sell the fillets, but take them home and invite the Imam over for a chicken sandwich. Collect 5 Imam points.
2 or 3: You fail to sell the fillets, and the Imam is busy, you eat all the chicken yourself. Famine resistance increased by 1 point.
1: The local chicken fillet running gang finds you and burns your house down. As you wait for the fire brigade outside, a group on their way to the KKK bake sale stop and beat you to death. All assets seized by police in relation to illegal chicken trafficking. You are removed from the game.
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