Lifes Little Mysteries?

[Stoner81]

OK this thread is for all the daft, stupid weird and wacky things that go on in the world that when you spend two minutes to think about them make no sense whatsoever.

For example;

Why does glue never stick to the inside of the bottle it comes in?
Why does nobody ever see a baby pigeon?

My personal favorite though is this...

In the UK the legal age of consent is 16 so once you turn 16 you can do what you want with it as long as he/she is acceptable to it , now with this being said why do you have to be 18 to read a magazine about it etc? Seems pretty stupid to me

Well if anybody else has any other thoughts they would like to share then come on in

Stoner81.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Is a mac10 really only 3 minutes away?

 

[antijoke]

Why is this thread so full of fail?

 

[Mr.Fantastic]

Stoner81, explains it.

 

[LeJosh]

Why does glue never stick to the inside of the bottle it comes in?

Once glue dries it becomes "sticky" causing the adhesive effect.

The bottle has enough moisture and is air tight to stay "wet."

That's my understanding any way.

 

[Greebo]

Why does Britboy starts new threads?

 

[moss]

Why does nobody ever see a baby pigeon?

I've seen lots of baby pigeons, ugly little things. My uncle used to breed pigeons a pigeon loft in my garden though.

 

[MookJong]

white dog poo incomming in 3...2....1....

 

[stulid]

Wagon Wheels, smaller or not?

 

[checjb]

Why do opposite magnetic fields/poles attract and vice versa? This is a fundamental law but why? The same could be said for many "laws". Why exactly are they laws?

 

[sniffy]

Why don't you see white dog poo anymore?

white dog poo incomming in 3...2....1....

Hehe

 

[arknor]

white dog poo incomming in 3...2....1....

white dog poo was ace much easier to avoid stepping on than the brown/green/black dog poo you get these days

 

[nas]

why are there different languages instead of a universal one?

 

[arknor]

why do your own farts smell so good

 

[MuttsNutts]

Wagon Wheels, smaller or not?

No your hands have got bigger!

Dare I put this one? here Goes

PC's get better and better spec wise but dont seem to run any faster than they did a few years ago....

OK now It's Windows 7 & Then it's was Windows XP but you know what i mean?

Same with Internet speeds think back to when we where all on 56k Modems and internet was slow loading images etc, as soon as ADSL came out at 512k eveyone was amazed at the speed..... But you try surfing on the internet now on a 512k line and just see how slow it is.

The amount of data has increased on web pages etc so you need a better connection speed just to view anything....

 

[Metalface Mark]

No your hands have got bigger!

Dare I put this one? here Goes

PC's get better and better spec wise but dont seem to run any faster than they did a few years ago....

OK now It's Windows 7 & Then it's was Windows XP but you know what i mean?

Same with Internet speeds think back to when we where all on 56k Modems and internet was slow loading images etc, as soon as ADSL came out at 512k eveyone was amazed at the speed..... But you try surfing on the internet now on a 512k line and just see how slow it is.

The amount of data has increased on web pages etc so you need a better connection speed just to view anything....

They do, its just your perception that changes with whats acceptable.

 

[Edrof]

Was Camoe really not a shop?
Who keeps giving Piers Morgan airtime?

 

[haaammit]

If a tree falls over in the forest, and there's no one around to hear it, do the other trees make fun of it?

 

[mrk]

What if you didn't put the lime in the coconut?

 

[Cosimo]

What if you didn't put the lime in the coconut?

You’d have a coconut without lime.