[GAME] Corrupt A Wish

Judgeneo · 7 Jun 2011 at 21:30

lrlcr said:
Granted, you've saved every toenail clipping you've ever made.

I wish my desk was clear.

granted, you have no desk.

I wish I wasn't hungry

hux · 7 Jun 2011 at 21:31

Granted your dead

I wish i had a gf

Judgeneo said:
granted, you have no desk.

I wish I wasn't hungry

[TW]Sponge · 7 Jun 2011 at 21:36

Granted, she is the large moon shaped girl from the next model voting thing.

I wish I was ginger.

Stoner81 · 7 Jun 2011 at 21:50

Granted but you are not happy with it and wish that you hadn't wished yourself ginger

I wish more Dons would take part in this thread.

Stoner81.

Begbie · 7 Jun 2011 at 21:57

Stoner81 said:
Granted but you are not happy with it and wish that you hadn't wished yourself ginger

I wish more Dons would take part in this thread.

Stoner81.

Granted but they perma you.

Wish I could satisfy every women I sleep with in under 30 seconds.

Judgeneo · 7 Jun 2011 at 23:06

Begbie said:
Granted but they perma you.

Wish I could satisfy every women I sleep with in under 30 seconds.

Granted but you only last 20.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

TheCenturion · 7 Jun 2011 at 23:20

Judgeneo said:
Granted but you only last 20.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

Granted, but you are bed ridden terminally

I wish I could get a mac 10 in 3 minutes.

Philz0r · 7 Jun 2011 at 23:21

Judgeneo said:
Granted but you only last 20.

I wish I didn't need to sleep

Granted but you have no hobbies

I wish i could read peoples
Minds

jmc007 · 7 Jun 2011 at 23:23

Granted though every one hates you.
I wish everyone loved me.

chameleon · 7 Jun 2011 at 23:31

Granted but you are on an island all on your own.

I wish I could drive a steam train.

ElliottJames · 8 Jun 2011 at 00:07

Granted, but you have no hands

Wish my man parts wernt as large as they are

Judgeneo · 8 Jun 2011 at 00:11

ElliottJames said:
Granted, but you have no hands

Wish my man parts wernt as large as they are

Granted your testes are now the size of peas.

I wish virgin media would supply the full service I pay for

TheCenturion · 8 Jun 2011 at 00:12

Judgeneo said:
Granted your testes are now the size of peas.

I wish virgin media would supply the full service I pay for

Granted, but now you pay very little

I wish I could have access to the pr0n forums

explicit4u · 8 Jun 2011 at 00:14

TheCenturion said:
Granted, but now you pay very little

I wish I could have access to the pr0n forums

Granted but only to the tranny section!

I wish I had a new camera!

GreatAuk · 8 Jun 2011 at 00:30

explicit4u said:
Granted but only to the tranny section!

I wish I had a new camera!

Granted, but you can't afford the memory sticks for it.

I wish I could remember everything after a single reading of a textbook.

Jengo · 8 Jun 2011 at 01:27

GreatAuk said:
Granted, but you can't afford the memory sticks for it.

I wish I could remember everything after a single reading of a textbook.

Granted, but you are blind....

I wish i wasnt ginger...

Cybermyk · 8 Jun 2011 at 01:30

Granted, you're now bald.

I wish I was younger.

Garonazz · 8 Jun 2011 at 02:25

Cybermyk said:
Granted, you're now bald.

I wish I was younger.

Granted, but after the process of making you younger, you age 10x faster than before.

I wish I could visit another alien civilization.

Doctor McNinja · 8 Jun 2011 at 02:27

Garonazz said:
Granted, but after the process of making you younger, you age 10x faster than before.

I wish I could visit another alien civilization.

Granted but they're in microbial form so you can't see them.

I wish I was a Formula 1 driver.

Shayper · 8 Jun 2011 at 02:47

Granted, however you have a horrible crash...

I wish upon a star...