[GAME] Corrupt A Wish

Bennie-Mac · 8 Jun 2011 at 03:36

Shayper said:
Granted, however you have a horrible crash...

I wish upon a star...

Granted but said star sues you for sexual harassment, bankrupting you.

I wish i had a new pair of jeans

Jordan97 · 8 Jun 2011 at 15:51

Granted but they don't fit.

I wish I could stop time, and everyone in it apart from me.

Craig1981 · 8 Jun 2011 at 15:55

Granted. Sadly for you the air around you is frozen in time as well, so you cant breathe it in or out. So after your finished suffocating the rest of the universe will be frozen in time for eternity. Nice going!

I wish Nintendo would release a games console that was geared towards hard core gamers instead of the garbage they've been spewing out lately.

Begbie · 8 Jun 2011 at 16:25

Craig1981 said:
Granted. Sadly for you the air around you is frozen in time as well, so you cant breathe it in or out. So after your finished suffocating the rest of the universe will be frozen in time for eternity. Nice going!

I wish Nintendo would release a games console that was geared towards hard core gamers instead of the garbage they've been spewing out lately.

Granted but you can't afford it, ever.

I wish my balls were so massive I could hippity hop on them.

Cosimo · 8 Jun 2011 at 16:34

Begbie said:
Granted but you can't afford it, ever.

I wish my balls were so massive I could hippity hop on them.

Granted, your balls will be twice the size of your head and full of elasticity. Sadly they will explode when you have sex.

I wish I could be marooned on a desert island with Claudia Schiffer.

chuck990 · 8 Jun 2011 at 17:02

granted but she hates you (forever), and is shortly eaten by local wildlife (too easy)

i wish i had an ice cream...

Jordan97 · 8 Jun 2011 at 17:12

Granted but you have really sensitive teeth and so you can't eat it.

I wish dinner was ready

cyber69 · 8 Jun 2011 at 17:22

Granted but you are served a cold pot noodle

I wish I had two everlasting AA size batteries

Stoner81 · 12 Jun 2011 at 00:41

Granted but you do not know which way they go and so short them out so they can never be used ever again!

I wish I could lose weight and get in shape.

Stoner81.

timmy85 · 12 Jun 2011 at 01:20

granted but your old and wrinkly

I wish i had a big willy

Anominity · 12 Jun 2011 at 01:23

Granted but it is attached to your forehead.

I wish I won the lottery

Judgeneo · 12 Jun 2011 at 01:25

granted

I wish I had more money

Dmack · 12 Jun 2011 at 01:28

Granted, but for you more money will bring more problems

I wish my girlfriend looked like nicole sherzinger

^TANK^ · 12 Jun 2011 at 02:00

Dmack said:
Granted, but for you more money will bring more problems

I wish my girlfriend looked like nicole sherzinger

Granted but she has a penis.

I wish o2 would give an official release date on the HTC Sensation.

Clum · 12 Jun 2011 at 02:06

Granted, but between then and now Apple buys HTC and turns all products into iphones.

I wish Back to the future hoverboards were real.