Flowers to impress a girl

Rich_L · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:39

See now the intelligent thing would be to send a set of lacy undies to the boyfriend with a message saying "Can't wait to see you again sexy, bring these with you next time xxxx Juicy Lucy", timed to deliver when she is around.

Think man, think!

Sin_Chase · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:40

Klo said:
Just send completely anonymous flowers.

If it was a genuine thing with no ulterior motive he would have done this. But, it's not so does not serve his purpose

Vonhelmet · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:40

Rich_L said:
See now the intelligent thing would be to send a set of lacy undies to the boyfriend with a message saying "Can't wait to see you again sexy, bring these with you next time xxxx Juicy Lucy", timed to deliver when she is around.

Think man, think!

The king of pervs has spoken.

CYPER · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:40

vonhelmet said:
What on earth do you expect to achieve doing this?

She will think you are weird.

Because I had the guts to show how I feel about her?

mrk · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:41

Did you really spell Cypher wrong?

Sin_Chase · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:41

CYPER said:
Because I had the guts to show how I feel about her?

For who's benefit? Only your own. This is the bit you are failing to grasp.

If you want to be a romantic and fight for someone you do it when they are eligible. She is not eligible, someone else won her and it would be inappropriate to try.

nick1988 · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:42

4T5 said:
Flowers are for Losers, Wang slap her to make her Yours Forever.

Klo · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:42

CYPER said:
Because I had the guts to show how I feel about her?

If you truly cared for her, you would respect her enough not to do this.

CYPER · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:43

Sin_Chase said:
Nice try homeslice.

You let the cat out of the bag with:

Why are you sorry? Oh yeah, you want her.

I will repeat again for that ones who are think slow - that's not the card text.

Klo said:
Don't put the message then. Just send completely anonymous flowers. For me the worst bit is the message.

I will put a message, just haven't thought of it yet.

steve-h · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:43

SideWinder said:
I took this as an assumption that gambitt is suggesting the OP should not give up, keep trying and get the girl. He hasn't elaborated.

People are saying give up, don't be weird and move on...so the "alpha" thing to do would be to "not be a mug" and keep trying.

If that makes sense.

Wrong. You are clearly a beta male.

Vonhelmet · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:43

CYPER said:
Because I had the guts to show how I feel about her?

Yes. She will think you are weird for thinking that it is appropriate to send flowers to a girl you know to be taken.

The only reason I can think to send flowers to someone else's woman is that she is bereaved or she's had a baby.

Sin_Chase · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:44

Exit stage left.

SideWinder · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:45

steve-h said:
Wrong. You are clearly a beta male.

What the hell? I am only saying what i assumed the bloke meant by calling everyone mugs and not elaborating.

RomanNose · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:45

steve-h said:
Wrong. You are clearly a beta male.

Wrong, in this case he is clearly a delta male.

Azza · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:45

The gf says, pink Lillies. But then she read the actual post and says "strongly advises against, you will look like a sad stalker and girls don't like desperate men. Also the boyfriend is perfectly in his rights to beat you up."

Quote from actual girl!

CYPER · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:45

Sin_Chase said:
For who's benefit? Only your own. This is the bit you are failing to grasp.

If you want to be a romantic and fight for someone you do it when they are eligible. She is not eligible, someone else won her and it would be inappropriate to try.

I'm not fighting for anything. How many times do I have to say that?
It's just a gesture.
You don't even know the whole story and you are judging

Klo said:
If you truly cared for her, you would respect her enough not to do this.

OK, some more information - I've met her twice and we've exchanged a few small talk sentences the second time only.

Morba · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:46

I prefer eflowers and next flowers over interflora lately.
People have been impressed with the quality and life of both over interflora.

Hairybudda · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:46

Azza said:
The gf says, pink Lillies. But then she read the actual post and says "strongly advises against, you will look like a sad stalker and girls don't like desperate men. Also the boyfriend is perfectly in his rights to beat you up."

Quote from actual girl!

My girlfriend said pretty much the exact same thing, as did her friend.

Sin_Chase · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:47

CYPER said:
OK, some more information - I've met her twice and we've exchanged a few small talk sentences the second time only.

+1921020910920912091^3 Creep Points.

In short it's OVER NINE THOUSAND.

Stop letting your wang do the thinking for you and entertaining the thought of non-genuine flower based gestures as an in.

CYPER · 8 Jun 2011 at 20:48

Azza said:
The gf says, pink Lillies. But then she read the actual post and says "strongly advises against, you will look like a sad stalker and girls don't like desperate men. Also the boyfriend is perfectly in his rights to beat you up."

Quote from actual girl!

Is there a way for you to differentiate between someone who is desperate to get a girl (in some cases even stalker) and someone who just shows appreciation (like saying you are gorgeous and leave at that).