Flowers to impress a girl

Quite possibly one of the most creepy things I've heard in a long while, and a sure way to lose any chance of further interaction with her.

 
CYPER said:
Is there a way for you to differentiate between someone who is desperate to get a girl (in some cases even stalker) and someone who just shows appreciations (like saying you are gorgeous and leave at that).
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When you're on the internet and you see a picture of a gorgeous girl on google image search do you send her flowers?
 
So I've done some research based on some recent documentaries I've seen and it seems the best way to make away with another man's woman without injurious or potentially fatal consequences is to be a masked superhero.

Therefore I would suggest dressing up in a Bananaman outfit, turning up to her door and start crying holding your little Cyper in your hand.

The only downside however is your love-rival may develop superpowers of their own and put them to nefarious use such as the destruction of the known Universe in order to get over their butthurt love angst.
 
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CYPER said:
Is there a way for you to differentiate between someone who is desperate to get a girl (in some cases even stalker) and someone who just shows appreciation (like saying you are gorgeous and leave at that).
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From the GF - "You're not leaving it at that, you are sending her flowers."
 
CYPER said:
Is there a way for you to differentiate between someone who is desperate to get a girl (in some cases even stalker) and someone who just shows appreciation (like saying you are gorgeous and leave at that).
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There's girls I've known for years who I wouldn't tell I think are really pretty, because it would just be weird.

Honestly.
 
GD really is a haven for socially awkward/wrong people. Don't send any bloody flowers too her, all that will happen is she will think you are a total creep and her and her bf who is probably much better looking than you will sit there and have a right chuckle at how pathetic the notion was...

Instead, get out there and find some more clunge! Don't waste your time or money
 
Firstly, for the guys saying "leave her alone, she has a boyfriend", its a boyfriend she has not a husband so she's fair game at the moment till theres a ring on her finger.

Secondly, sending her flowers is about as chump as it gets and just sends a message that you are a first class loser. If you know her, bide your time till they split up and then make your move, but do it properly when you are prepared and know what you are doing.

If you send the flowers she will look at them, throw them in the bin and kill any chance you ever have with her, so dont do it, it might seem like its a fantastic idea in your head but its not, so stop now.
 
Sin_Chase said:
Yeah.

The latter you see in movies.





Only.
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I think too much overclocking has messed up your mind. And not just yours.
Azza said:
From the GF - "You're not leaving it at that, you are sending her flowers."
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The "you are gorgeous" was the equivalent of sending the flowers.
vonhelmet said:
There's girls I've known for years who I wouldn't tell I think are really pretty, because it would just be weird.

Honestly.
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That just pathetic. It only shows how you don't have the guts to do it.
 
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