Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

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Sorry for the RSS feed, not normally one for such threads but this is brilliant!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798

A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.

The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor.

The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of.

"We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance.

The Freedom of Information Act allows a right of access to recorded information held by public authorities.

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Zombie letter in full

Dear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen

Ms Wyeth said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose.

Other submissions to the council have included requests for records of paranormal activity and haunted buildings within the city.

"To you it might seem frivolous and a waste of time... but to different people it actually means something," said Ms Wyeth.

"Everybody has their own interests and their own reasons for asking these questions."

She added high-profile cases, such as the MPs expenses scandal, has raised public awareness of the right to request information records.

Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely.

"I think perhaps [the "Concerned Citizen"] has watched films like 28 Days Later a few too many times."
 
So basically.... someone wrote to the council, then themselves did a freedom of information request, and publicised it? Sad.
 
The "Concern Citizen" is rightly concerned. It's not a case of "IF", only a case of "WHEN".

Thankfully I'm a member of a local Zombie Defence League (ZDL). I recommend people consider setting up similar groups for your area.
 
I might have to send a similar letter to my council.

I'm pretty prepared, even so much as having a decent stonghold in mind which could be fortified easily. Just need to get my melee attack up and sorted.
 
Thought this was worth posting:

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It's ok they might not be prepared but I am. It's been discussed down the pub extensively and everyone has been given their role.
I'm the one which goes on a suicide rampage so the others in the group can escape.
Still it's better than the one killed at the start of the film to introduce zombies.
Also better than the one where everyone's shouting get out the way and you get pounced on from behind.
 
I do wonder if anybody else, like me, has to keep reminding themselves that a zombie apocalypse wouldn't actually be awesome. I keep finding myself thinking about how cool it would be, and them I'm like, 'Oh wait, no it wouldn't'.
 
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