I got robbed, by a little old lady (not) on a motorised cart!!!

jamief · 13 Jun 2011 at 21:33

You done your shopping?

SMK · 13 Jun 2011 at 21:38

So I went to do some shopping and was just taking my bags out of a trolly, I offered a man the trolly to save them having to get one! He gave me his pound and went off shopping!
What an idiot! I bloody well took the coin and legg'd it! Imagine my delight!

Steve2000 · 13 Jun 2011 at 21:48

Hang her from the lamp post.

G-MAN2004 · 13 Jun 2011 at 21:50

SMK said:
So I went to do some shopping and was just taking my bags out of a trolly, I offered a man the trolly to save them having to get one! He gave me his pound and went off shopping!
What an idiot! I bloody well took the coin and legg'd it! Imagine my delight!

Strong first post.

Tom0 · 13 Jun 2011 at 21:51

Ivan Drago said:
Yeah, he must have edited the thread title after I posted

Afraid not.

Ironic that you posted the glasses smiley, you need some!

MuttsNutts · 13 Jun 2011 at 21:53

Well Funny, just think she wil be telling her side of the story to all her mates down the bingo..... Just think that £1 could bring her so much fortune.....LOL

I almost PMSL at OP LOL

Dmack · 13 Jun 2011 at 22:15

You need to have lost more than a pound to warrant a thread

NathanE · 13 Jun 2011 at 22:25

You should just drop everything and take off to Aspen, Colorado. That will sort out all your problems.

DJMK4 · 13 Jun 2011 at 22:49

I could totally picture you picking the woman out in a line up at the station. Epic stuff

Cosimo · 13 Jun 2011 at 23:01

Ivan Drago said:
Yeah, he must have edited the thread title after I posted

It was there before you posted.

Reaper 392 · 13 Jun 2011 at 23:30

i would post the specsavers super granny advert where she holds some thieves up at gunpoint, but it has swearies in it

(also, i couldnt find the damned thing anywhere)

Biohazard · 13 Jun 2011 at 23:32

Theophany said:
I ****ing love GD

Do you have drug issues?

Limpnoodle · 14 Jun 2011 at 00:09

Biohazard said:
Do you have drug issues?

It's hard to get off the old GD drugs

was gonna post more but internet slowed down and lost all my typing

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Jun 2011 at 00:13

But ... but how did she get the trolley without putting money into it? Is there a Mr Big behind all this?

We need full disclosure :mad:

eXor · 14 Jun 2011 at 06:22

dmpoole said:
I've heard she did this 860 times and is now trying another scam on Paypal

JayMax said:
Shocking story. I'd find out where she lived, sneak in and switch her lights on for a whole day. That'll teach her!

You know you're spending too much time in GD when you get such references.

freak2002 · 14 Jun 2011 at 07:09

OriginalJonty said:
She's a master criminal.

Ask her if she has a weather machine!

Theophany · 14 Jun 2011 at 07:26

Biohazard said:
Do you have drug issues?

Nope, just mental ones.

misterPK · 14 Jun 2011 at 11:03

Let it go mate, let it go. Just relax, given the grand scheme of things its not worth the worry. Sometimes you just need to learn when to quid....

Sonea Fifer · 14 Jun 2011 at 11:12

After seeing thread title this was the first thing that sprang to my mind:

Craig1981 · 14 Jun 2011 at 11:24

Funny enough it made me think of this.