Joss Stone - body bag / sword combo murder plot shocker....

You have to wonder though, when they bought the supplies.

"Right sir, there is your rope and your swords, is there anything else I can get you?"

"Jim, do we um, need anything else?"

"you better throw in a bodybag too mate"

RED FLAG, RED FLAG.
 
Maybe they came to steal a body. Maybe it was a booty bag. Website trying to make a non-story sound spicy.
 
Erm so the swords were just decorative?

you arent alowed to buy sharpened swords without a license?

my step son has a bunch of decorative swords and knives and they still would give you a big gash if someone swung at your full force, you could easily buy a sharpening stone and spend hours giving them a sharp edge anyway
 
its just scary to think what they would have done to her before they killed her!

a sword is little bit physco if you ask me!
 
How can that woman be worth £9m? How is that even possible? I mean, I don't want her dead or anything but she's a bit ... rubbish, isn't she?

Maybe the threat was, "Joss, put a lid on the new record, eh love? Otherwise we get the swords out."
 
you arent alowed to buy sharpened swords without a license?

my step son has a bunch of decorative swords and knives and they still would give you a big gash if someone swung at your full force, you could easily buy a sharpening stone and spend hours giving them a sharp edge anyway

My brother has a complete decorative collection of the weapons from Lord of the Rings and while blunt some of them would do a lot of damage, gimli's axe for instance is a full size replica weighing in at almost 30kg - you'd definitely do some damage with those even tho they are unsharpened.
 
Maybe the rope was to tie up the fake American accent so they could bury it and pretend a stupid girl from Devon never put on affectations that were so alarming yet also hilarious?
 
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