feats of gluttony

Spit · 17 Jun 2011 at 10:54

A mate of mine ate 10 McDonalds cheeseburgers a few years ago.

MBennett · 17 Jun 2011 at 11:59

22 wheatabix in one sitting (I think it was about 45 mins).

LeJosh · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:01

I went down on a fat bird.

PiKe · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:03

LeJosh said:
I went down on a fat bird.

You win the thread.

LeJosh · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:06

PiKe said:
You win the thread.

It's a thread stopper!

Pestilence · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:21

LeJosh said:
It's a thread stopper!

To keep the thread moving, we need to agree on how many tins of sardines it equals...

Hastarius · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:24

LeJosh said:
I went down on a fat bird.

Your wife wouldn't be best pleased about you mentioning your sexy time stories with her

LeJosh · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:24

Pestilence said:
To keep the thread moving, we need to agree on how many tins of sardines it equals...

Equivalent to the London metro at peak times?

markk · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:28

Greebo said:
72 oz steak in my local pub which you got for free if you can eat it.

Theres a new steakhouse in Birmingham that offers this now. Would love to give it a go but if you don't eat it all it's something stupid like £200

Biggest steak I've had is a 36oz rib-eye

Glaucus · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:30

markk said:
Theres a new steakhouse in Birmingham that offers this now. Would love to give it a go but if you don't eat it all it's something stupid like £200

Biggest steak I've had is a 36oz rib-eye

200

are you sure.
If you want to try it cook it yourself, go to butcher get a nice steak, spend sometime and. Do triple cooked chips.

2 large dominis pizza + kickers combo
Or
Potted beef starter, 1kilo steak with triple cooked chips and strawberry shortcake for dessert.

OriginalJonty · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:35

All you can eat Chinese Buffet for a friend's birthday. Me and a friend decided to have a competition on who could eat the most. Cue, plate after filled plate then a load of ice cream.

Could not move much for the rest of the day.

Rids · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:36

You know, I love my food, I really do love my food, but I've never done anything remotely like some of the things described in this thread... why do you do it?

Greebo · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:42

markk said:
Theres a new steakhouse in Birmingham that offers this now. Would love to give it a go but if you don't eat it all it's something stupid like £200

Biggest steak I've had is a 36oz rib-eye

£59.99 in the pub I was in which is fine if you fail to eat it but £200 is a bit steep

Amp34 · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:45

Van Hellseek said:
One every 15 minutes for SIX HOURS.

Or a box (4) in 10 minutes and what's that, a box an hour? Not much really.

bledd. said:
I was 13, all I cared about was chocolate and wrestling

And that's you're biggest gluttony?

Dunno what mine would be but I recently ate 3/4 of a bag of pasta, a large portion of chips and half a dozen chops as well as a few other bits and bobs in one sitting. Needless to say I was quite "compact" after that...

toshj · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:47

When I was 12 I bought 25-30 Boost chocolate bars from Cadbury World, and had eaten them within the following 24 hours. Don't think I slept for four days after that!

Sheff · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:49

No sure if this is gluttony, but 24 cans of Rockstar and about 12 cans of Red Bull in the space of 36 hours.

My hands were literally shaking and my urine was a strange green colour.

In hindsight bulk buying that kind of stuff is not a good idea...

explicit4u · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:50

Evoss said:
My chinese last week... my eyes were more hungry then my stomach xD

I think Chinese has that effect on everyone!

Ahleckz · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:53

14 cups of tea in about 30 minutes. Then went to Flamingo land, I went on the Waltzers. It was bad news after that.

godinman · 17 Jun 2011 at 12:54

I had 18 packets from a walkers multi-pack while hungover one morning.

GravyMonster · 17 Jun 2011 at 13:05

Sheff said:
No sure if this is gluttony, but 24 cans of Rockstar and about 12 cans of Red Bull in the space of 36 hours.

surprised you lived. You must have had a heartbeat like a hummingbirds.

Last minute revision/finishing dissertation by any chance?