Bizzare nicknames for people you've met.

Destination · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:05

What are the most bizzare nicknames for people you know or have met?

I recall twenty years ago being introduced to a girl and being told she was known as 'Elephant Flaps'
Probably most bizzare I recall.

Noxia · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:07

Kempy The Milf Botherer. Self explanatory and not that bizzare but all I could think of.

Sin_Chase · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:07

I wonder how she got that nickn.....wait, nevermind.

Bennie-Mac · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:16

"Rapey Dan" was probably the strangest.

Biohazard · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:20

Sin_Chase said:
I wonder how she got that nickn.....wait, nevermind.

Big ears

placeholder · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:24

I have a mate called "Jukebox"

I asked why (just after i met him), he said "when im drunk stick a pound in my pocket and i'll sing you a song"!

Gackt · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:36

Guy with the machete, girl with the bat, spitting girl, bleeding girl, man with bag.

Hedge · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:37

Not really bizarre but Uzi for a lad at work with crazy eyes.

"Uzi lookin at?"

Hxc · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:38

I have aquired nicknames ranging from "faggles" to the new flavour of the month "faggletron".

I'm not even gay

A.N.Other · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:42

Hxc said:
I'm not even gay

You keep telling yourself that

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:43

"Borris the Kraut" was a guy I went to Uni with. His real name was actually James and he was from Coventry so yeah, I don't even know.

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:43

Hxc said:
I have aquired nicknames ranging from "faggles" to the new flavour of the month "faggletron".

I'm not even gay

You're so far in the closet you can talk to Aslan.

GreatAuk · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:45

Hmm, not many people I know get the honour of a nickname.... Mostly people just use... you know.. their names.

But some I like:
Jbro (he's the brother someone called Jabir, and nobody could remember his name one time).
Red Edd (The least 'red' (politically) person I know - it was started a week ago while everyone was busy 'studying'. I'm not sure it will stick apart from for occasional joking).
Chicken McBirken (I don't even know where it came from, it's been around for years, and nope he doesn't like it!)
Eric (he's not called Eric, but he looked like an Eric).
Gadaffi (I think it was how he wore his CCF beret one time that made the link).

GravyMonster · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:48

Got introduced to a friend of a friend called Ray Piste. He wasn't called Ray, he didn't like skiing, and was apparently immune to pepper spray.

Was a weird night.

Mr Gimp · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:51

I'm Mr Gimp IRL, which evolved from Gimp Boy from when I used to fix the computers for the mobile phone shop I ended up managing 5 years later, and slowly went from Gimp Boy, Gimp, Mr Gimp to Sir Gimp. But generally it's just Gimp. I even had a pizza hut birthday announcement, with Gimp written in chocolate sauce on my dessert plate, follwed by the whole restaurant singing happy birthday dear Gimp. Oh yeah!

We've also got Scopey Dave, Kitchen Pig and Le Tarte.

Strife212 · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:54

Goat Kid
Ricin Kid

Shayper · 18 Jun 2011 at 23:55

I have been known as "yellow man" from a girl I was out with, because I was wearing a yellow t-shirt.

Bus man from a girl I was out with, because I met her on a bus.

And "flip" from a girl I was out with, because I did a somersault into a paddling pool while drunk.

Go figure.

Stretch · 19 Jun 2011 at 00:00

The two strangest I've heard is "ball bags" and "Joe Salami"

Shayper · 19 Jun 2011 at 00:00

Stretch said:
The two strangest I've heard is "ball bags" and "Joe Salami"

O.O

Please, explain...

Efour · 19 Jun 2011 at 00:02

NI guy we called Semtex... well i didn't thought it was too lol

And "Aidstramp" or "The tramp with Aids" lol