Minor update.
A nice man dropped around in a van to fit my new rear tyres - Continental SportContact 3's. Originally I planned to fit Falkens or Kumho tyres, due to previous good experience with them, but they couldn't supply anything that matched the OEM specification.
I've yet to bed the new tyres in properly but initial impressions are good - which bodes well, as it was very wet when I drove it. I can highly recommend the services of eTyres, very quick and prompt - although if you're offered the chance to buy tyres inclusive of fitting, do go through with that as it's usually cheaper.
I regularly check the fluids and I'd noticed a very minor loss of hydraulic fluid, so promptly topped that up to the correct level. Besides the power steering, the LHM fluid also operates the self-levelling rear suspension. Mine weeps a little from the reservoir seal - which is why it drops slightly - so I'll change that at some point.
That's the correct level you should see in the LHM fluid reservoir - just above the mesh filter basket.
Having not properly driven the car since I'd fitted the new viscous coupling and air filter, I took it out for a spin to see what it was like. It was noticeably smoother (thanks to the unclogged filter), the temperature remained below the half mark in all instances and the oil temperature was also a good 10 degrees cooler.
There was, however, now something else wrong. Coming down through Milton Keynes, I saw a red light and downshifted from third to second - blipping the throttle nice and hard on the way down. Entirely unrelated to the large crowd of people standing around outside a restaurant.
Unfortunately, instead of the melodious bark of BMW's finest hand-built engine, I was rewarded with what sounded like a horrific rattle and screech. I cut into neutral and the engine still sounded absolutely spot on, so I coasted to the lights and tried to hide as best as possible from the crowd. Tad difficult in a bright white BMW that's thundering away quietly to itself.
Moving off with the lights, there wasn't a single unpleasant noise from the car - which puzzled me somewhat. I nursed it home and glared at it on the drive for a while. It occurred to me that the best course of action was, after checking that there was nothing obviously wrong with it, to run the engine and try and track down the source of the noise.
With it cold, there was no hint of anything amiss. When it got hot, however, revving it hard in neutral produced what was actually a loud screech from the nose of the engine. Closer inspection revealed that the auxiliary belt that drives the air-con compressor and AIR pump was damaged - phew! Presumably this was the source of the noise, slipping under load and creating all that racket.
The AIR (Air Injection Reaction) pump, before you start thinking that's some horribly Google-mashed translation of the German version of supercharger, is an emissions control device. When the car's cold it pumps fresh air directly into the exhaust manifold. This dumps oxygen into the hot exhaust gases, which combusts with unburnt fuel from the rich-running engine. This cuts emissions and also has a knock-on benefit - it raises the exhaust temperature which causes the catalytic convertors to warm up faster, further reducing emissions.
I decided that the logical, and fastest, thing to do would be to cut the belt off and run the car without it - to check that it was the actual fault.
After losing a lot of skin and half an hour of my life, to the radiator shroud and waterpump housing, I decided that this was, in fact, a stupid idea. There simply wasn't enough room to get anything in there to have any meaningful cutting effect on it. Have you ever tried sawing through a modern V-belt? They're damned tough.
I moved on and removed the radiator shroud, which took all of ten seconds, allowing me quick access to the belt in question - and I had it removed in about another 30 seconds. I must remember to make jobs simple for myself. Anyway, the belt wasn't in fantastic condition:
So, fingers crossed, that'd solved it.
It hadn't.
I drove back from my quick test drive a bit annoyed. I had a poke around the rest of the engine bay and came to the conclusion that it definitely was a belt issue, but it must be the power steering or waterpump/alternator belt.
Then it hit me, like a truck. Remember this?:
The new viscous coupling I fitted last week. Fitting it meant that the cooling fan was now working properly. This meant that the load on the waterpump belt - which drives the waterpump, which the cooling fan is driven off - had gone through the roof.
That's why this squealing noise had suddenly appeared and also why it was intermittent. As the engine heated up, the fan would engage and cause the belt to rub and squeal as a result of the increased load. When it cooled, the belt would get an easier job and the noise would disappear.
A quick visit to ECP's website had me a trio of fanbelts on order. Well, I lie. I ended up ordering five as there were different versions available and I wasn't going to play the "well, this one doesn't quite fit" game on Saturday. I'll simply send the belts back that I don't need.
The car's due to be displayed at Supercar Sunday (
http://www.supercarsunday.co.uk/) so I'll be replacing the belts, doing some minor paintwork and changing the oil before then. Expect an update soon!
In other news, I'm still loving this ol' beast and it's making quite a mark. To bolster its credentials with me, I recently got my insurance renewal through for it.
Fully comprehensive, including commuting use, full UK & European breakdown, windscreen cover, agreed valuation, legal cover and unlimited mileage on my new policy came to.........
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£225.
Onwards!