Probably a * mod edit * rapist though it's strange they usually only target young girls.
Soz. To be fair, it's her fault, she insists on buying the cheap sheets, you weren't meant to see my shadow. However, you have now, and there is no point hiding the relationship. Son, get used to calling me Dad. Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before, "You're not my dad" My general response is, Whilst my sexual organs help your mother with her poly cystic ovary condition, I'm your dad. It works out cheaper for your mother this way.![]()
Oops,
Totaly agreed, she should've called the police!
Spam bot?, that made no sense whatsoever
IIRC bailiffs cannot seize property unless you invite them in, so it's unlikely they'll be taking the car.
I am definitely some kind of bot. Probably as gay as C3P0
at least he was all one colour.
what car does your mum drive? it could be - just saying, that he actually wanted to know where the car is parked over night if its a modern/expensive car(audi a3(they do fetch a lot)/s4/rs4 german saloons etc) they might be trying to steal it.. the thing is they can't simply take the car.. they need to get the keys first(modern cars) which requires them entering the property and taking the keys then driving off..
What the hell have you been sniffing tonight?
Is this paragraph aimed at me? if so. Derp. Thanks.
you really had to ask? nope it was aimed at OP
The truth of my madness is, I have just finished a 24hr shift in a data centre.