Mum was followed?

wilko49 · 22 Jun 2011 at 05:49

chameleon said:
I thought that only worked for vampires?

Same thing.

Crezzlin · 22 Jun 2011 at 06:27

Put a wig on and park outside your mums friends house with a camera and a baseball bat lncase

Virt · 22 Jun 2011 at 07:40

Crezzlin said:
Put a wig on and park outside your mums friends house with a camera and a baseball bat lncase

Don't forget to use your mobile phone.

Pestilence · 22 Jun 2011 at 08:15

Virt said:
Don't forget to use your mobile phone.

Also wear a thong for an easy teabag victory when his crumpled form lies defeated before you.

fieldy · 22 Jun 2011 at 08:26

is your mums name SARAH CONNER by any chance

jks

hope everthings ok though man

Duke · 22 Jun 2011 at 08:30

Drive to the local Police station next time.

Cosimo · 22 Jun 2011 at 08:48

Duke said:
Drive to the local Police station next time.

This and try and record the number plate.

PermaChanged · 22 Jun 2011 at 09:20

Is your mum hot?

nydryl · 22 Jun 2011 at 09:21

Sorry to say but your mum is George Smiley. It would explain the beard she's been struggling to conceal lately.

Wicksta · 22 Jun 2011 at 09:23

This is for that organ farming racket that is going about lately. She'll wake up in a bath of ice with no kidneys soon.

Neil79 · 22 Jun 2011 at 09:55

lol at some of the replies

grudas, corsa

Devrij · 22 Jun 2011 at 09:55

Neil, is your mum part of Lulzsec?

Neil79 · 22 Jun 2011 at 09:56

How did you know :eek:

jackthezipper · 22 Jun 2011 at 10:01

grudas said:
what car does your mum drive? it could be - just saying, that he actually wanted to know where the car is parked over night if its a modern/expensive car(audi a3(they do fetch a lot)/s4/rs4 german saloons etc) they might be trying to steal it.. the thing is they can't simply take the car.. they need to get the keys first(modern cars) which requires them entering the property and taking the keys then driving off..

That was my first thought as well.

Westyfield2 · 22 Jun 2011 at 11:07

Neil79 said:
the guy looked of Asian origin with a Badge around his neck

HAz said:
definitely a terrorist.

grudas · 22 Jun 2011 at 12:03

Neil79 said:
lol at some of the replies

grudas, corsa

odd.. ignore it tbh.. there are weirdos everywhere..

mrk · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:50

She needs to man the **** up and grow some balls!

...Wait

POB · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:51

No mention of dogging?

Virt · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:53

Pestilence said:
Also wear a thong for an easy teabag victory when his crumpled form lies defeated before you.

Ugh, that made me cringe a little. I imagined something along the lines of a Borat style mankini

colzboppo · 22 Jun 2011 at 14:12

Bailiff trying to investigate if your mums friend has a car she has "lent" to your mum and therefore property they can seize or clamp against the debt they are seeking. Its common practise nowadays apparently.