Why do women grunt and always hit the net?

Valentino · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:45

How come they always grunt and groan? I feel embarrassed for them tbh. And they always hit the net.

Tennis should realise why woman's football isn't televised tbh.

Pav89 · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:48

Wait, you dislike the noises that hot women make when playing tennis? :eek:

Gilly · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:49

:/

Oh, and we have a Sport forum. In case you can't find it, it's called the Sports Arena. I can see how it could be missed.

cyber69 · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:49

Women grunting is not such a bad thing? I'm sure someone will post some scientific explanation to it on here........

Edrof · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:49

I want this 5 star thread on a t-shirt. Make it happen Gilly!

Vonhelmet · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:50

Women's tennis is often more interesting than the men's, as it relies a bit more on finesse and a bit less on just pure power.

And I'm sure you don't need to be told the principal draws of women's tennis.

Valentino · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:52

Pav89 said:
Wait, you dislike the noises that hot women make when playing tennis?

The two playing right now aren't too hot tbh.

I'd rather be attacked by a grizzly bear tbh!

Pigeon_Killer · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:53

Venus looks like Andy Cole in that picture

IceBus · 22 Jun 2011 at 13:57

Amnesia · 22 Jun 2011 at 14:00

it sounds like american porn vs japanese anime

Cosimo · 22 Jun 2011 at 14:06

Pigeon_Killer said:
Venus looks like Andy Cole in that picture

So that's the secret.

I've always found the grunting irritating.

Pigeon_Killer · 22 Jun 2011 at 14:24

the_chicco said:
It's irritating. But then I forget that its a tennis match close my eyes and imagine something else.

Venus dominating you in the bedroom?

icecold · 22 Jun 2011 at 14:40

That sounds brutal

icecold · 22 Jun 2011 at 14:46

I have wondered if there is a correlation between tennis noises/volume and bedroom vocals...

platypus · 22 Jun 2011 at 14:54

vonhelmet said:
Women's tennis is often more interesting than the men's, as it relies a bit more on finesse and a bit less on just pure power.

And I'm sure you don't need to be told the principal draws of women's tennis.

Eh? Womens tennis is duller than dull.

IceBus · 22 Jun 2011 at 15:12

icecold said:
I have wondered if there is a correlation between tennis noises/volume and bedroom vocals...

Word on the street is that Sharapova used to be like a dead fish in the bedroom. Sadly I can't corroborate that from personal experience.

Pigeon_Killer · 22 Jun 2011 at 15:13

icecold said:
I have wondered if there is a correlation between tennis noises/volume and bedroom vocals...

Why don't you find out? While you're at it find out which noise your neighbours prefer coming through their walls. The grunts of someone that sounds like another man or the squeals of someone that sounds like a little girl

Participant · 22 Jun 2011 at 15:20

Pigeon_Killer said:
Venus looks like Andy Cole in that picture

Lol

icecold · 22 Jun 2011 at 15:34

IceBus said:
Word on the street is that Sharapova used to be like a dead fish in the bedroom. Sadly I can't corroborate that from personal experience.

This saddens me, dreams died today.

Pigeon_Killer said:
Why don't you find out? While you're at it find out which noise your neighbours prefer coming through their walls. The grunts of someone that sounds like another man or the squeals of someone that sounds like a little girl

Shotgun not testing Venus!

phew!

wait...

IceBus · 22 Jun 2011 at 16:23

icecold said:
This saddens me, dreams died today.

Oh hang on... apparently not http://www.dose.ca/music/story.html?id=6fdd2637-abea-4a23-91cf-0d34fa2e27d0&k=6369