Did I handle this situation well?? (in Worcester btw :P )

Theophany · 23 Jun 2011 at 18:59

Nitefly said:
What would have I done?

Full theatrical people's elbow.

Might have been a very long run to each side of the ring though.

If she does it again, just stand and bang. That'll sort the old coffin dodger out.

rG-tom · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:00

worst "I got caught by an old woman whilst trying to rape a girl in the park" thread ever....

Shadz · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:00

Monserrat said:
Time for the woman to be sent down, under Mental Health Act, preferably section 3

You cant just put someone on a Section 3, they have to go onto a Section 2 for
28 days then if the Nursing Team & Consultant feel she need to a Section 3 can
then be applied for up to 6 months at a time.

engstrom0304 · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:01

Vita said:
Do you go to this bench regularly?

Yer, most days... might consider changing... although there arent many outside the busy high street... cant always afford these expensive coffee shops

EDIT: Considering, this is making us change the bench we sit, i think its ironic that this woman described us as harrassing her!

TheCenturion said:
What ethnicity are you or your girlfriend OP? If one of you isn't white, and this old woman is, that could explain her "go home" comment?

Both "caucasian"

, the woman was white as well...

Nitefly · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:01

Theophany said:
Might have been a very long run to each side of the ring though.

Doesn't matter, once it starts, it cannot be stopped - the kick initiates chronic paralysis. I could pull it off longways on an oil tanker.

RomanNose · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:03

Point to the cctv camera's and she will soon realize that her claims will never stand in court.

engstrom0304 · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:03

rG-tom said:
worst "I got caught by an old woman whilst trying to rape a girl in the park" thread ever....

Haha... thanks

Honestly though... we were really confused at first as to what she was even referring to...

engstrom0304 · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:04

chaosdestro0 said:
Point to the cctv camera's and she will soon realize that her claims will never stand in court.

Coming to think of it there is a CCTV camera there, so worst came to worst im in a good situation...

Jono · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:04

So? Let her be offended. Nothing happens to you when you're offended.

Vita · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:05

Change the bench. Seems like she might be a local who's sick of seeing the sight of you two on that particular bench.

engstrom0304 · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:07

Vita said:
Change the bench. Seems like she might be a local who's sick of seeing the sight of you two on that particular bench.

Ive never noticed her until the last three days... and as I say, we arent into public displays of affection...

EDIT: Also, it isnt even a residential area... so its not like im in her "neighborhood" or anything!!

TheCenturion · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:07

When she says 'Muslims would be really offended by that', tell her that she's wrong. Not only are you not even showing affection, but if you were, Muslims wouldn't care because you're not Muslim.

Trust me, I did GCSE RE

mlbtheshow · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:08

Put her in a wheelie bin.

Nix · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:09

Make yourself a trollface mask. When she comes back next time just turn to her and say "Problem?"

Then rob her purse.

Tican · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:15

Could be worse!

On the bus in the mornings there is some old woman (dubious) who comes on saying "I'm gay, are you gay" to everyone, including children!!! :/

engstrom0304 · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:21

DJ Binks said:
Could be worse!

On the bus in the mornings there is some old woman (dubious) who comes on saying "I'm gay, are you gay" to everyone, including children!!! :/

Haha!! Oh dear!! Theres a woman on my bus absolutely obsessed with chamistry... and always talkes to whoever she can (including me) about as much chemistry related things as possible!! She always ends up crying histerically with enthusiasm haha!!

Nix · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:25

Well, I once saw a deaf-man talking to himself... in sign-language.

Nerusy · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:25

I'd offer her a sit and talk to her try to get down to a coherent bottom of the problem if it existed but that's just me, perhaps the smarter thing is to just walk away not acknowledged her. Sort of the only way to win is not to play situation.

engstrom0304 · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:27

Nerusy said:
I'd offer her a sit and talk to her try to get down to a coherent bottom of the problem if it existed but that's just me, perhaps the smarter thing is to just walk away not acknowledged her. Sort of the only way to win is not to play situation.

I tried to go down that route, but could tell she was a dictator, not a listener!

Beans on toast Dave · 23 Jun 2011 at 19:29

just go back and sit there with a video camera, record everything, then tell her to get lost!