Do you have a nice Doctor?

I'm loving my new job at The Samaritans.........Chuggerboom rang earlier, said he's at the railway station and he's feeling suicidal........I told him to stay on the line.
 
Good for you if being popular on the internet gets you off?

Take care Internet Warrior ;)

im not popular here because im very blunt and dont try to make friends ,and just because i have a high post count doesnt mean i have the respect of other posters i would be silly to assume this and so would you
 
STAND BACK I AM GOING TO SAVE THE THREAD

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."
 
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