Had a shock last night

[BringTheRain]

Best call your mechanic and tell him you need him more than ever.

No its a play on words, its a joke

 

[Rexton]

Oh, that's just a shame.

 

[zenf]

No its a play on words, its a joke

You wouldn't get hold of a mechanic at this time anyway, you'd be holding on forever.

 

[BringTheRain]

Best call your mechanic and tell him you need him more than ever.

Hat off to you sir, i fail. Re read it

 

[Cosimo]

Got a laugh. Have some toast.

 

[No1newts]

Got a laugh. Have some toast.

Thanks

nom nom

 

[Retromatic]

Backs against the wall chaps

 

[Twentyone]

That was lame.

Now this song is stuck in my head. Arrrg

 

[Jordan97]

Can someone explain it to me please?

 

[Shayper]

Why do deaf girls masturbate with one hand?

So they can moan with the other.

 

[BringTheRain]

Why do deaf girls masturbate with one hand?

So they can moan with the other.

You didnt , yeah you did lol

 

[Shayper]

I was gonna post a worse one, then realised how just horrifically offensive it would have been

Want me to pm it?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Can someone explain it to me please?

It's so rad it hurts.

 

[Sgt Tackleberry]

You will be fine.....

 

[BringTheRain]

I was gonna post a worse one, then realised how just horrifically offensive it would have been

Want me to pm it?

Can you PM me then? I thought only UB's upwards had PM rights?

If not trust me BFFL

 

[Shayper]

Yeah that's what I meant, trust

Will do!

 

[BringTheRain]

You will be fine.....

After receiving said joke.

DO NOT POST lol

 

[Shayper]

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Why do deaf girls masturbate with one hand?

So they can moan with the other.

Oh FFUUUUUU....tea all over my keyboard!!

 

[Shayper]

Oh FFUUUUUU....tea all over my keyboard!!

Just a shame BTR suggested it would be a bad idea to post the other one

I think you would faint