Had a shock last night

No1newts · 25 Jun 2011 at 13:15

Shayper some great jokes there

So now I'll drop another rubbish one

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

Ones a superhero the other is an instruction.

Shayper · 25 Jun 2011 at 13:16

What's the difference between a thousand dead babies and a cadillac?

I wouldn't know, I don't own a Cadillac.

The worst thing about that is that it is one of the least offensive jokes I know

BringTheRain · 25 Jun 2011 at 13:35

No1newts said:
Shayper some great jokes there

So now I'll drop another rubbish one

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

Ones a superhero the other is an instruction.

HAHA

BAppleton · 25 Jun 2011 at 15:28

as long as he eats his weetabix hes bound to stay alive

Grandmaster Fap! · 25 Jun 2011 at 15:31

No1newts said:
Shayper some great jokes there

So now I'll drop another rubbish one

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

Ones a superhero the other is an instruction.

Cant breath...LOL!!!

grez · 25 Jun 2011 at 17:08

BringTheRain said:
I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last week on eBay. It's bleedin' awful, every now and then it falls apart.......

OriginalJonty said:
Best call your mechanic and tell him you need him more than ever.

zenf1 said:
You wouldn't get hold of a mechanic at this time anyway, you'd be holding on forever.

Nothing I can say...

No1newts · 25 Jun 2011 at 17:37

grez said:
Nothing I can say...

I didn't actually get that till you strung them all together :rolleyes:

Dave85 · 25 Jun 2011 at 19:01

some classic jokes awesome

Deadbeat · 25 Jun 2011 at 19:46

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None

grez · 25 Jun 2011 at 19:53

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

Blind date.