Amusing Misheard Lyrics

Kosmiche · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:43

Mine is probably well known but its James Blunt "youre beautiful";

"My life is brilliant, my love is pure...

I SAW AN ANGEL OF ALAN SHAW"

Not heard that before have you? eh?

Anyway whats your favourite misheard lyrics, post them in here please. :cool:

Alex74 · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:46

Franz Ferdinand - 40"

"As I glance once upon the foam

farty feet beneath my feet

The coldest come falls

Through the molten veins"

Nitefly · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:47

The number one all time great has to me my brother:

Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

"Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow" ---> "everyone needs a good time, Cyril"

Just, what?! lol

Shamikebab · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:47

Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness

Actual:I was spinning free (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
with a little sweet and simple numbing me

What I here:I was spinning free (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
with a little sweetened surfboard numbing me

Kosmiche · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:47

Oh you should tell us the song so we can go and see if we agree with your lyrics.

What songs that alex?

Shamikebab · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:51

Couple more:

InMe - Trenches

Actual line: Let's all kill ourselves again
What I hear: Let's help camera sales again (seriously listen to it!)

Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast

Actual line "Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me"
What I heard: "Were they reflections of my woman staring back at me"

36crazyfists - Slit Wrist Theory

Actual line - Lace me up
Heard line - LES- BI- ANS!!

AFI - but home is nowhere

Actual: "This is my line, this is eternal"
Mine: "This is a line, this is a turtle"

jp_bl_68 · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:55

Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

Actual line - Another dimension, another dimension
Heard line - I have an erection, I have an erection

0:57

CliffyBiro · 27 Jun 2011 at 21:56

Shamikebab · 27 Jun 2011 at 22:08

You probably won't know the song but this one cracks me up, German lyrics misheard:

cm1179 · 27 Jun 2011 at 22:15

oasis - some might say

The sink is full of fishes
Cos she's got dirty dishes on the brain

i always thought it said ''lilly dishes on a bain'', not that amusing i know but i'm still convinced that is what liam actually lays down

manic111 · 27 Jun 2011 at 22:18

Athlete - Shake Those Windows

Actual - "In two seconds, the beat was recognised"

Misheard - "Into Tekken, we watch Shrek at night"

robgmun · 27 Jun 2011 at 22:42

jamiroquai - Canned heat

Misheard - "I've got candy in my heels tonight"

dpbadger · 27 Jun 2011 at 22:59

Madonna- Pappadom Creek

Alex74 · 27 Jun 2011 at 23:29

Eames said:
Oh you should tell us the song so we can go and see if we agree with your lyrics.

What songs that alex?

should be in my post but 40" by franz ferdinand

Robosapien · 27 Jun 2011 at 23:42

scuze me whilst i kiss this guy / the sky

if we're taling about oasis, i'm convinced the first verse of live forever is "cos i just won't apply" rather than "i just wanna fly". thoughts?

THMRK · 28 Jun 2011 at 00:08

You Stole the Sun from My Heart - "You stole the sun from my arse".

Can we say that here, or should that be starred out?

HangTime · 28 Jun 2011 at 00:49

REM - Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

I hear: "Tony shall wake her up"
Reality: **** knows.

Reaper 392 · 28 Jun 2011 at 01:00

nightwish: wishmaster misheard lyrics

real song here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU55Flooj3Y

also, pretty much anything by weird al is the misheard lyrics

GTRacer · 28 Jun 2011 at 01:15

Led Zeppelin - Going to California

Correct:
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.

Misheard:
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been boned.

peterattheboro · 28 Jun 2011 at 01:44

E's are good....ebeneezer good.

Admittedly The Shamen did that on purpose.