Amusing Misheard Lyrics

[MikeHunt79]

Stereophonics - have a nice day

Misheard:
Lie around all day, have a drink of cheese

Real:
No idea!

 

[Van Hellseek]

nightwish: wishmaster misheard lyrics

real song here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU55Flooj3Y

Worrying though it may be, I actually know that song by heart (with the actual lyrics). And that video is absolutely ****ing hilarious.

Loved the old guy looking at his watch.

5 star.

*wipes drink from monitor*

 

[banja]

Radiohead (any / every song): "blah blah blah...."

What I hear: "We're overrated, pretentious crap, ooh yeahh...."

 

[bledd]

1:14

#### her face

First time I heard it, it was at this point, I was largely confused hearing these profanities at ~5pm

 

[Lindo]

I'm pretty sure the entire lyrics to 'The White Stripes - Blue Orchid' can be translated to 'I've got an erection.' :\

 

[twisteddefekt]

The actual lyrics are - "naked life"

.... I hear something different. Its at about 2:18 into the song.

 

[toshj]

Robert Palmer: Addicted to Love

Line: "You're going to have to face it you're addicted to love!"

I heard: "You're head is where your face is you're addicted to love!"

 

[Zefan]

One of my mates from school is an animator, he made this a few years back.

 

[Rimsy]

last part of the "we buy any car dot com" ad:

"MC Yoda Jim banana"

 

[Zip]

Beastie Boys - Intergalactic

Actual line - Another dimension, another dimension
Heard line - I have an erection, I have an erection


0:57

Just listened and your right! I have an erection, I have an erection

 

[Uriel]

The number one all time great has to me my brother:

Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

"Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow" ---> "everyone needs a good time, Cyril"

Just, what?! lol

Or the main chorus line itself: "There's a grim poodle basher on the forty-five

and "everyone scream for Mike Portillo"

 

[steelhead31]

This is one of my favourites, Fallout Boy, this ain't a scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10

 

[Father Ted]

Billy Ocean - When The Going Gets Tough

Actual - 'Going gets tough, going gets tough'
I hear - 'go and get stuffed, go and get stuffed.'

 

[Liquiduk]

Madcon - Beggin'

Actual: Beggin'.. Beggin' yoooouuuu, put your loving hands up darling....etc.
my Interpretation: Baggy... baggy suuueeeeee, put your loving hands up darling...etc.

Paha my ears didn't work well with that song.

 

[exia]

"In my butt he goes, whoooaa oh oh ah ah..."

 

[CliffyBiro]

I love a bit of Ellie, but the colour of her face looks odd compared to her hair there.

 

[grez]

The Police - So Lonely/Sue Lawley

 

[Jono]

This:

 

[grez]

This:

*Songs of Praise*

WINNER!!!

 

[Jumblejug]

This is one of my favourites, Fallout Boy, this ain't a scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10

It's a god damn arse face!