Drunken bust-up woman sprays cops with breast milk

[B@Th*nG]

wow, thanks op! i love keeping abreast of current affairs

B@

 

[UncleRuckus]

If Mammary serves me correctly this sort of thing is common in America.

 

[True_Scotsman]

My reaction, while curling up into a ball on the floor:

"You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!"

 

[MANFACE]

It tastes horrible.....

 

[Jono8]

kinky

 

[BringTheRain]

An Ohio woman is facing a substantial rack of charges.

Nice little touch that

 

[grez]

Looks like the police had that nipped in the bud.

 

[CliffyBiro]

****...

EDIT: Bah! Censored!

 

[MrMoonX]

mmmmmm luxury milk

 

[Von Smallhausen]

She was obviously armed with a Smith & Breaston.

 

[Cleeecooo]

An Ohio woman is facing a substantial rack of charges.

Nice little touch that

damnit. I was just about to do that

*shakes fist and mumbles*

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

She was obviously armed with a Smith & Breaston.

I like it.

 

[Kelt]

What a curdling tale...

 

[BringTheRain]

damnit. I was just about to do that

*shakes fist and mumbles*

Beaten like a ginger kid

 

[Cosimo]

Did she give them one or two cups?

 

[HamZilla]

Baileys by the jugful.

 

[Dabbles]

That's actually quite disgusting. Not unlike any other bodily fluid being used as a projectile.

 

[Jonny69]

Haha thought this was a funny story, what would your reaction be is she done this to you?

Rub it on my bare ass

Edit: she looks like she might be packing a fair pair so I stand by my comment.

 

[Jono8]

She was obviously armed with a Smith & Breaston.

That joke would have been even more epic with one of these after it:

 

[Biohazard]

^