Amusing Misheard Lyrics

Kerplunk · 28 Jun 2011 at 18:40

The Offspring - Trust In You

Misheard: your offering handjobs that I refuse

Real: your offering hand just set off the fuse

One More Solo · 28 Jun 2011 at 19:40

banja said:
Radiohead (any / every song): "blah blah blah...."

What I hear: "We're overrated, pretentious crap, ooh yeahh...."

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

DJ_Martin · 28 Jun 2011 at 19:57

I am sure that everyone has heard the Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams one.

Real: I walk alone
I and many other people hear: I wore cologne

Not really funny but the only one I can think of at the moment.

Aman · 28 Jun 2011 at 20:12

The Subways - Oh yeah

Real - it's your eyes that make me smile
Misheard - Itch your eyes and make me smile

Quite a lot of the cribs songs as well.

Bubo · 28 Jun 2011 at 20:33

"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"

Curunen · 28 Jun 2011 at 20:36

bledd. said:
*Poker Face*
1:14

#### her face

First time I heard it, it was at this point, I was largely confused hearing these profanities at ~5pm

Yes! God, every time I hear that.

Great idea for a thread.

JonnyT · 28 Jun 2011 at 21:40

HangTime said:
REM - Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

I hear: "Tony shall wake her up"
Reality: **** knows.

I believe the reality is actually: "Call me when you try to wake her up" (yes it does scan (just!))

Mine:

Stone Roses - Made of Stone
Actual: "Where the streets are cold and lonely and the cars they burn below me"
What I hear: "Where the streets are cold and lonely and Lee Carsley burns below me" (former Everton player)

Reef - Place Your Hands
Actual: "All Right Now"
What I Hear: "Paul Rideout" (another ex-Evertonian)

Lopéz · 28 Jun 2011 at 21:45

exia said:
"In my butt he goes, whoooaa oh oh ah ah..."

Hahaha that has made my night, especially the "AH AH!" bit

"Don't go, Jason Waterfalls"

Whoever the hell he is :confused:

Uhtred · 28 Jun 2011 at 21:59

Kaiser Chiefs

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

For years I thought was...Really Really Really! even thought the song is called Ruby :confused:

shrek2 · 28 Jun 2011 at 22:02

Mine is Snap
"Rythym is a dancer"
"It's a source of cancer"

Aero · 28 Jun 2011 at 22:03

A friend from school:

Justin Timberlake: Cry me a River
Real: Cry me a river
Hers: crimea river - thinking it was a song about a river.

Kaiser Chiefs: Ruby

Real: Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby!
Gf: Really Really Really Really! Only found this out when I caught her in the kitchen singing it.

Aero · 28 Jun 2011 at 22:03

Uhtred said:
Kaiser Chiefs

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

For years I thought was...Really Really Really! even thought the song is called Ruby

Louise?

Uhtred · 28 Jun 2011 at 22:03

Aero said:
Louise?

It's not just me then! lol

Squark · 28 Jun 2011 at 22:04

I can't stand her music, but why does Rhianna keep asking a banana what her name is?

Reaper 392 said:
nightwish: wishmaster misheard lyrics

SexyGreyFox · 28 Jun 2011 at 22:56

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/

Brian8bit · 28 Jun 2011 at 23:03

Slayer. Hey Johnny Depp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRk9ugM_tDY

simisker · 29 Jun 2011 at 01:37

My own favourite: Marilyn Manson, New Model No. 15 [Mechanical Animals]:

"I could show Ken Dodd a Coke..."

A quick google shows I'm the only person in the world ever to have thought this, which is mental - it's obviously right. Clearly Brian kept his love for taunting toothy old Scouse jokechurners with soft drinks to himself. But I'm on to him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C4wpr588_Q [about 1 min in]

bledd · 29 Jun 2011 at 01:56

"Cum on Joy, then masturbate"

Really..

Came and join, the mass debate

2:10

MikeHunt79 · 29 Jun 2011 at 02:05

http://z0r.de/2090

My work here is done...

Edrof · 29 Jun 2011 at 08:39

My wife thinks Elvis' Jailhouse Rock line: "Shoulda heard those locked down jailbirds sing, let's rock." is actually "Shoulda heard them walk down Timbolt Street, let's rock." ????????