Drunken flyer urinates on carpet, man's leg, also scarf

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[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

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We've all had a drink or two too many I imagine but this guy went a little bit further :eek:

passenger said:
"I hear this sound of running water and then I hear a guy going 'No, no, no, what the hell is wrong with you?'
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A fair point. What kind of person urinates in an aircraft? Well, one who has been mixing whisky in a Burger King cup prior to take off apparently. My favourite bit is that the urinator doesn't seem to remember doing it and the flight attendant has to remind him that he peed everywhere.

It can't get much more embarrassing than that, can it? Or can it? Anyone beat that?
 
When in Hull a "friend" urinated though a letterbox and ripped a low level satellite dish of a wall. I was drunk so was funny at the time, the funniest bit was when he was walking with the dish with the wire trailing. We heard a massive crash as the set top box had fell of a stand or a shelf I guess.
 
While at work last year I greeted an aircraft and a guy got off who was off his head on booze, his trousers were soaked were he'd pee'd himself. Turned out he was a Russian doctor who was flying over here for a conference.
 
Sadly it's very common for adults to pee themselves or throw up on seat on aircraft. Worst I've seen is an adult that soiled themselves in the seat and the poo was halfway up the seat back. I did wonder what the he'll he like queuing up for passport control. If you could ever go a swab test on aircraft seats for bacteria you would never sit on one.
 
They let these people on the plane and yet I was refused entry for throwing up at the check in desk! I didn't soil myself at all!
 
A good few years back I was returning from Orlando. One of the two toilets at the front of the plane was out of order from about thirty minutes into the nine hour flight. One hour from Glasgow and there was an almighty series of bangs and shouts coming from the aforementioned toilet before the door fell off and three male stewards subdued the occupant.

What happened was that a very drunk passenger fell asleep in the toilet and woke quite a few hours later. Not aware of where he was, he proceeded to panic and destroyed the cubicle before being held down, restrained and subsequently escorted off the plane by the Police.

Drunks and planes do not mix.
 
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BringTheRain said:
When in Hull a "friend" urinated though a letterbox and ripped a low level satellite dish of a wall. I was drunk so was funny at the time, the funniest bit was when he was walking with the dish with the wire trailing. We heard a massive crash as the set top box had fell of a stand or a shelf I guess.
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No doubt you would be the first to complain about it being some 13 year old chav's if it was done on you.

I hope you went back the next day to the house to explain yourself.
 
teaboy5 said:
No doubt you would be the first to complain about it being some 13 year old chav's if it was done on you.

I hope you went back the next day to the house to explain yourself.
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Yup. Paid to have it re installed and the carptet cleaned.

Notice the " " after that night we never spoke again.
 
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