Just recieved the worst haircut ...

[Belloni]

I need it to grow back asap as it's so bad, is it only sunshine that will speed up growth of the hair, pills would take too long.

FML

 

[shifty_uk]

IN B4: TTIUWP.

 

[Morba]

shave it all off.

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

shave it all off.

+1

 

[MoNkeE]

I'm a bit skeptical of this thread......... I think we need some proof, otherwise I'm calling....... 'Belloni'........

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Buy a grow bag and do a handstand in it for two weeks. You should be fine.

 

[Guerrilla]

I'm a bit skeptical of this thread......... I think we need some proof, otherwise I'm calling....... 'Belloni'........

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH

 

[Cosimo]

Shave off the rest and put some fertilizer on top.

 

[Belloni]

Apparantly if i do a headstand for an hour a day, increasing blood flow to my hair follicles that may help, but im skeptical.

 

[BenjiSayers]

I'm a bit skeptical of this thread......... I think we need some proof, otherwise I'm calling....... 'Belloni'........

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Oh dear.

 

[PiKe]

Hair transplant from your butt cheeks.

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

Apply a generous coating of mustard before bed. Hair should be replenished by morning.

Edit: Has to be English mustard.

 

[PhillyDee]

Why has no one mentioned mustard? This is THE one thing that works. You don't need a lot, just a very thin layer across your scalp (Or wherever you require the hair to grow fastest).

 

[DJMK4]

OP

OP if he was a bit younger

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

wax it off!

 

[Noel Gallagher]

Rub mustard on your head before you go sleep.

 

[Hairybudda]

Yeah mustard works great, great for your skin in general too

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Miracle Grow : I hair it works wonders..

 

['Wes]

Yeah mustard works great, great for your skin in general too

Name to thread relevance.

 

[Belloni]

So mustard and sun, anything else?