Just recieved the worst haircut ...

PiKe · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:11

Horse manure.

Wizzfizz · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:12

alx · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:12

With mustard, the stronger the better.

Von Smallhausen · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:12

Admiral Huddy said:
Mircale Grow : I hair it works wonders..

Perm ..... aban tbh.

Knubje · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:13

Pics, please!

Noel Gallagher · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:14

Oh, and don't forget the important one..

strapping a used nappy onto you head before sleep. the fumes helps growth

Energizer Bunny · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:14

Quick lime is very very good.

I use it regularly on my hair.

Refreshes the eyes too.

sniffy · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:16

A year or so ago my hairdresser messed up and cut down to the skin on a small section. I was pretty annoyed but English mustard for a few nights worked really well. The only issue is getting it on your pillow.

TheMightyTen · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:16

You need to find the biggest butchest manliest man you can find (I'd recommend some very large aggressive bouncers as a place to start) and ask them to rub their man danglers all over your head. The testosterone will enter the folicles directly and you will have hair growth immediately. Most large aggressive men will be very accomodating and understanding if you ask them straight up.

Lightnix · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:19

Also if you can get somebody to breathe some carbon dioxide onto your scalp that should help.

The Dread Pirate · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:19

Worst "I've Had a Haircut" thread ever you don't even have pics dude

tibbsey · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:19

sniffy said:
A year or so ago my hairdresser messed up and cut down to the skin on a small section. I was pretty annoyed but English mustard for a few nights worked really well. The only issue is getting it on your pillow.

That's not even an issue. If you leave the mustard on the pillow for another night or two it'll grow another pillow.

Energizer Bunny · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:20

You need to find the biggest butchest maliest man you can find (I'd recommend some very large aggressive bouncers as a place to start) and ask them to rub their man danglers all over your head. The testosterone will enter the folicles directly and you will have hair growth immediately. Most large aggressive men will be very accomodating and understanding if you ask them straight up.

Make sure you have removed the mustart from your scalp before attempting the above.

TheMightyTen · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:23

Energizer Bunny said:
Make sure you have removed the mustart from your scalp before attempting the above.

Don't all real men wear mustard in lieu of underwear anyway :confused:

Belloni · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:27

I'll use mustard tonight and get back to you with results.

freak2002 · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:30

Please provide pics for future evidence of another Mustard based fix..

Morgoth · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:31

I bet you told the barber you were happy with it as well.

You beta!

G-MAN2004 · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:33

Pics.

Noel Gallagher · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:33

Morgoth said:
I bet you told the barber you were happy with it as well.

You beta!

I'm one of those people

sniffy · 11 Jul 2011 at 15:34

Belloni said:
I'll use mustard tonight and get back to you with results.

Don't apply it too thickly. The skin needs contact with the air. If you post some pics we can determine if you've applied enough/too much.