Monday Evening Joke

Bipolar Kittens · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:21

Last time we changed to British Summer Time i walked in on my dyslexic mate rubbing boot polish on his penis. I said "No, you're supposed to turn your clock back!"

StoutMeister · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:23

DAnDan · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:25

So, a dyslexic walks into a bra...

mattjd · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:25

StoutMeister said:
Die.

BringTheRain · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:26

StoutMeister said:
Die.

mattjd said:
Die.

Cybermyk · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:27

I ndo't enev..

The Funktopus · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:30

Thread reported to the National Dyselxic Association. The DNA will be right round to deliver a good shoeing.

gillywibble · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:33

dante6491 · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:34

It is the October clocks anyway. Winter time. Or GMT or standard or whatever it is.

Stuff · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:35

Cosimo · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:57

Only one thing left for you to do:

StoutMeister said:
Die.

Django x2 · 11 Jul 2011 at 18:57

I see no joke here

ng93 · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:23

DAnDan said:
So, a dyslexic walks into a bra...

I actually laughed at this.

*goes to find cliff*

Bipolar Kittens · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:35

I'll get my coat :-(

TheCenturion · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:37

I lol'd

BringTheRain · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:38

TheCenturion said:
I lol'd

StoutMeister · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:50

TheCenturion said:
I lol'd

simulatorman said:
Only one thing left for you to do:

StoutMeister said:
Die.

Haircut · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:55

Discounting the fact that the clocks actually go forward when we go to British Summer Time it's still a lame joke

randal · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:56

Seeing as it worked last time:

Vote OP name change to... ah whatever, OP didn't bother with the joke so I can't be bothered to think up something witty.

Mr Craptacular.

There, that'll do.

Limpnoodle · 11 Jul 2011 at 19:58

op made me smile, then want to kill