Friday Tumbleweed

The_blue · 15 Jul 2011 at 13:46

hood1971 said:
Was funnier when I heard them from tim vine a decade ago

And he stole it from Jimmy Cricket in the early 80's! (showing my age!)

Rameses · 15 Jul 2011 at 13:58

hood1971 said:
Was funnier when I heard them from tim vine a decade ago

LOOOOOOL!

SCMRubix · 15 Jul 2011 at 13:58

[FnG]magnolia;19588769 said:
What in the dear Christ was that crap?

+1

Cosimo · 15 Jul 2011 at 14:08

Got a few laughs. Not sure whether it’s the jokes or whether it’s because the weekend is coming.

Reaper 392 · 15 Jul 2011 at 14:11

denby said:
that's tommy cooper is it not?

certainly was. ~50% of 'tim vine jokes' are tommy coopers. however, i suspect that tim vine didnt tell them atall, but people saw them and thought they were his

Dave**** · 15 Jul 2011 at 14:26

Best Tim Vine joke:

I‘ve been seeing a couple of anorexic girls.....

two birds, one stone.

markweatherill · 15 Jul 2011 at 15:07

Two shepherds were out with their flock, and one said to the other, 'How many sheep have we got?'
The other said, '27'. The first said, 'Well, I just counted all the sheep we have here, and there are 30'.
'Ah!' said the second shepherd, 'the sheepdog must have rounded them up.'

Le_Petit_Lapin · 15 Jul 2011 at 15:52

Seeing as its not here yet:

SPOILER ALERT!

The whole Harry Potter saga turns out to be Harry's dreams and hallucinations while he starves to death under the stairs in his abusive home.

Squark · 15 Jul 2011 at 16:25

Reaper 392 said:
certainly was. ~50% of 'tim vine jokes' are tommy coopers. however, i suspect that tim vine didnt tell them atall, but people saw them and thought they were his

And a lot of Tim Vine's jokes get credited to Tommy Cooper