I'm a 'tech head' and I very much like Android but I am perfectly happy on iOS, as would most of you be if you managed to get over the Apple hatred.
I know it's off-topic, but I have to deal with this idea that for not owning apple products, we tend to get branded as haters, blindly screaming in rage and foaming at the mouth every time the name Jobs is uttered. (It's come up a few times recently for me

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I have no apple hatred.
I dislike apple products as they're not for me, that does not mean I have anything against the products inherently, I have more against (a large amount of, not you) their userbase for gobbling up the marketing and being such sheep.
Why I don't have an iphone:
Too expensive
Up until iphone 4 the screens were stupidly low resolution for web phones
Flash is v. important to me in a smartphone
The screen is too small for my eyes for web browsing and for my hands for texting
The autocorrect 'feature' has caused far too many errors for me to forgive (I can't think of a single non-T9 text system which I've ever received errors on, certainly not on the scale of the people I know with iphones. (That may be a comment on them rather than autocorrect, but I cannot conclusively be sure)
No qwerty keyboard/swype
I dislike the apple ecosystem and lack of file compatability
If we're looking at why I don't own any other apple products
I don't own an ipad for most of the reasons outlined above. (If I had the money for a tablet it would be an Eee Transformer)
I don't own an itouch as an internet device like that is nigh on useless to me without 3G.
I don't own an ipod as the sound quality, to my ears at least, is too dire and the products too expensive. (I use a Samsung P3, which is just fine and cost lest than the equivalent Nano at the time I bought it)
I don't own an imac/macbook as they're too expensive for my usage, don't have the gaming capabilities I'd want and I live largely in Adobe applications and on the web, so OS makes little difference except in price.
The 'just works' feel is very true, but Android is stable and Windows Phone 7 just as user friendly as iOS. I can see plenty of people getting on just fine with an iPhone, and I probably could as well, but I'm not going to pay through the nose for the opportunity when cheaper phones suit me better.