**Dirt 3 Steam give away**
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Because regardless of what's been said in this thread so far and will be said later *waves hand* you want to give it to me.
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I never owned a Dirt game before
I split up with the only one I ever cared about last Tuesday.
She explained that she'd cheated on me with one of my friends, 3 times! Hang on, it may have been 2 actually. Apparently I just don't satisfy her in the bedroom... It's not my fault she keeps falling asleep is it!
In any case, she'd been living me for over 1 and 1/2 years so she took a chunk of my belongings with her to her new flat.
She took my gaming PC, my TV, my Mr Messy underpants and my XXX LadyBunny DVD Promo Collection. I'm gutted.
The only thing she left me with is Chlamydia and battery powered flashlight. Although, it keeps vibrating when I press the on button... I think it's broken, I gave it to my grandad for using in his shed at night.
She even killed my dog you know. I don't even have a dog but she killed it. That collar and plastic ball in the kitchen must have been for something, big dog if you ask me.
Maybe the game will help me take my mind off her and I really need a break from all this scratching.
She explained that she'd cheated on me with one of my friends, 3 times! Hang on, it may have been 2 actually. Apparently I just don't satisfy her in the bedroom... It's not my fault she keeps falling asleep is it!
In any case, she'd been living me for over 1 and 1/2 years so she took a chunk of my belongings with her to her new flat.
She took my gaming PC, my TV, my Mr Messy underpants and my XXX LadyBunny DVD Promo Collection. I'm gutted.
The only thing she left me with is Chlamydia and battery powered flashlight. Although, it keeps vibrating when I press the on button... I think it's broken, I gave it to my grandad for using in his shed at night.
She even killed my dog you know. I don't even have a dog but she killed it. That collar and plastic ball in the kitchen must have been for something, big dog if you ask me.
Maybe the game will help me take my mind off her and I really need a break from all this scratching.
I split up with the only one I ever cared about last Tuesday.
She explained that she'd cheated on me with one of my friends, 3 times! Hang on, it may have been 2 actually. Apparently I just don't satisfy her in the bedroom... It's not my fault she keeps falling asleep is it!
In any case, she'd been living me for over 1 and 1/2 years so she took a chunk of my belongings with her to her new flat.
She took my gaming PC, my TV, my Mr Messy underpants and my XXX LadyBunny DVD Promo Collection. I'm gutted.
The only thing she left me with is Chlamydia and battery powered flashlight. Although, it keeps vibrating when I press the on button... I think it's broken, I gave it to my grandad for using in his shed at night.
She even killed my dog you know. I don't even have a dog but she killed it. That collar and plastic ball in the kitchen must have been for something, big dog if you ask me.
Maybe the game will help me take my mind off her and I really need a break from all this scratching.
This is flawed how are you suppose to play it without your gaming PC?
I split up with the only one I ever cared about last Tuesday.
She explained that she'd cheated on me with one of my friends, 3 times! Hang on, it may have been 2 actually. Apparently I just don't satisfy her in the bedroom... It's not my fault she keeps falling asleep is it!
In any case, she'd been living me for over 1 and 1/2 years so she took a chunk of my belongings with her to her new flat.
She took my gaming PC, my TV, my Mr Messy underpants and my XXX LadyBunny DVD Promo Collection. I'm gutted.
The only thing she left me with is Chlamydia and battery powered flashlight. Although, it keeps vibrating when I press the on button... I think it's broken, I gave it to my grandad for using in his shed at night.
She even killed my dog you know. I don't even have a dog but she killed it. That collar and plastic ball in the kitchen must have been for something, big dog if you ask me.
Maybe the game will help me take my mind off her and I really need a break from all this scratching.
it may be flawed but its funny
Give it too me
... Me love you long time!
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Just got back from shopping,spent all my money on holiday clothe's for my grandchildren.
My wife is going with them,i'm not,so i need something to play for the week to keep me sane.
My wife is going with them,i'm not,so i need something to play for the week to keep me sane.
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I Died today
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Give it to me so I can sell it and put the funds towards a PS3 version ....
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I just had a a daughter so my wife made me sell my xbox and noiw am gameless
Soldato
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I want!!!
Only reason is because I've got my new pc and havent got to put it to the "test" graphically yet also because dirt 2 owned.
Only reason is because I've got my new pc and havent got to put it to the "test" graphically yet
also because dirt 2 owned.