someone left a rude photo on his sold phone !

flibbage0 · 23 Jul 2011 at 21:17

markweatherill said:
'Throw your phones in the air /
and take a picture of your penis like you just don't care'

LEUVEN · 23 Jul 2011 at 21:18

markweatherill said:
'Throw your mother fudging phones in the air /
and take a picture of your penis like you just don't care'

Fixed

markweatherill · 23 Jul 2011 at 21:30

LEUVEN said:
Fixed

Thanks. Now can everybody in the house say rude phot-Oh-ohhhhh!

Energize · 23 Jul 2011 at 21:46

No need for nasty emails, even if it you were really irresponsible and gave it to a kid so what, you think your kid's going to get PTSD over it? Are people so naive?

Ironic Namesake · 23 Jul 2011 at 21:49

We fired a member of staff not long ago because he was having cyber sex with some girl on MSN whilst at work , found this after checking his MSN logs.

He was quite embarassed understandably - but the pictures I found on his PC a few weeks after :mad:

what has been seen cannot be unseen

spleenharvester · 23 Jul 2011 at 22:10

britboy4321 said:
Funny.

Wouldn't have sent a 'nasty' email though .. a jokey one taking the mickey out of him maybe

This really.

sigma · 23 Jul 2011 at 23:30

Was it fap music?

mrk · 24 Jul 2011 at 01:51

Chris1712 said:
I was on the other end of this once . Sold my old Nokia N80 on eBay, just whacked in the old 128mb card I got free with it when I sold it, assumed it had nothing on it as I had a 1gb card in most of the time I owned it.

It was in the summer between my first and second year of uni so yeah....

Here's the message from the guy who bought it!

Nicely illiterate he was.

EDIT: Still got positive feedback aswell

+rep only because it had girls in the media

If it was your gentleman sausage......

Amp34 · 24 Jul 2011 at 02:23

DJMK4 said:
Let's just hope he hasnt touched the phone mouth piece with his willy!!

Isn't that what everyone does? You know, phone sex? :confused:

HNR1 · 24 Jul 2011 at 04:37

dmpoole said:
How do you know it was his penis?

It could have been a penis mushroom.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n2/htdocs/12-inch-shroom-603.php

G-MAN2004 · 24 Jul 2011 at 04:48

Get a refund and send him his phone back with your wong on it.

TurnipHead · 24 Jul 2011 at 05:16

Amp34 said:
Isn't that what everyone does? You know, phone sex?

You're doing it wrong.

DJMK4 · 24 Jul 2011 at 15:38

TurnipHead said:
You're doing it wrong.

He could have touched his penis, then held the phone

Either way your phone HAS been violated with something (PENIS)

Chronictank · 24 Jul 2011 at 15:48

iDroid84 said:
Reset the phone, get on with life n stop been a barstewerd.

He probably did but the pictures might have been left on the SD card since its a phone reset not a SD one

Somewhat of an overreaction on the OP's part to be honest..

Snograt · 24 Jul 2011 at 16:51

Was it a dictophone?

Edrof · 24 Jul 2011 at 16:55

Snograt said:
Was it a dictophone?

See, now that's wit.

Mike B · 24 Jul 2011 at 17:08

Looooool this is so win.

Making someone else feel uncomfortable = win.

IronWarrior · 25 Jul 2011 at 03:31

Since he was touching his penis at the same time as the phone and now the new owner is putting his mouth and ear next to the phone, does that make him gay?

Ironic Namesake · 25 Jul 2011 at 05:59

Moses said:
Did you suspect something, or do you just habitually monitor staff communications?

My colleague suspected something so he checked , he wasn't going to last long anyway !

Used to go to the pub at lunch, then come back and fall asleep in the toilet whilst snoring , seeing as we only have a few people in the office these kind of things get noticed very easiy

Oh, and we found a bottle of his vodka in the warehouse too :rolleyes:

I do monitor outgoing mails at times (can only see recipient address and e-mail subject) to make sure they're actually contacting clients etc. and not sending personal e-mails all day long.