Morons.

A few years ago when we had the really bad snow and people were trapped in the cars on the motorways the ex turned and said to me...

"I don't know why they are fussing about sleeping in the cars - If I was that cold I'd have just called a taxi and left there.. some of them could have shared to save money".....


I just looked at her.... counting for how long it would be before the penny dropped....


it didn't....


*sigh*...
 
Dano said:
It's shiney on the side that was pressed on the rollers, matt on the side that was pressed on another sheet of foil due to the fact that the thickness is half of the minimum roller gap so they roll two sheets at once, saw it on 'how it's made' the other day lol.
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Ahh, interesting.:)
 
[FnG]magnolia;19661342 said:
I did this last year when we had some friends over for my birthday. I guess I'm a moron.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l104/Runskaper/Socially%20Awkward%20Penguin/Socially-Awkward-Penguin-HAPPY-BIRTHDAY-THANKS-YOU-TOO.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

Hahaha, I've done this :p Oh dear :p
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A mate's gf is convinced NASA have a room they suck all the air out of to switch off mavity, it's true because she saw it in Armegeddon, I actually had an hour long argument with her over it and she remains convinced.


Me: "gotta run mum, surf is up and I wanna catch some waves'

Mum: "but it's raining, you'll get wet"


Customer: "I know you've got no unleaded but I really need to get home, would it be okay if I put some diesel in just to get me half an hour up the road? Only I've already tried and the nozzle wont fit, do you have a funnel I can borrow?"


I could list comments like this all day long...
 
I've got a mate who works in the Airport on imigration and border control.

He had a great one where an American lady came up to him and asked why they built Windsor Castle so far away from the airport. LOL
 
My girlfriend is a teacher, in her first year, she asked the kids in her class (5-6 year olds) to go the globe, and find the country of Asia. She was somewhat suprised when the kids started asking why they couldn't find it. To make matters worse, she has a degree, in Geography (marine geography, but still).

When I travelled with my family to my brothers wedding in South Carolina, in the US, we had the pleasure of meeting his bride to be's family. Her brother then proceeded to ask us "What language do y'all speak in England?" and then followed it up with, "how long did it take y'all to drive from England?".
 
A friend of ours (unsurprisingly, a woman) got very excited over the great deal she'd found on a "Fox leather" sofa set.

Just didn't have the heart to tell her that "faux" means fake/pretend.
 
I heard once that someone I knew was told to go "straight over the roundabout" on their driving test, and literally did just that, over the middle of it *facepalm*
 
Pestilence said:
A friend of ours (unsurprisingly, a woman)
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Wait, we're doing this unironically now? Like, "women, ha ha ha ha ha!"?

got very excited over the great deal she'd found on a "Fox leather" sofa set. Just didn't have the heart to tell her that "faux" means fake/pretend.
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smug.jpg is a look. It's not a great look but it is a look. Tell us how that one works out for you champ.
 
robmol said:
I heard once that someone I knew was told to go "straight over the roundabout" on their driving test, and literally did just that, over the middle of it *facepalm*
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:eek: Lol.

Blonde (assumption)? super cereal.

Seen someone do that near my town, went up past the roundabout, there was a car, crumpled into and around a lamp post, with mud and grass everywhere, pretty funny :p
 
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