Looking after a cat. He went out last night but ain't back. I need to go out

You really are a bit odd when it comes to animals........

He likes them, meh. Things have already been cleared up so no point bringing it back up really :o

OP, cat back yet? And as has been asked, did you sit at your house or the friends house?
 
Typical GD thread tbh.

1. Post thread guaranteed to cause some level of concern
2. Give notification you’re going out but will be back later that day
3. Never return to thread to update with out come
4. Vigorously masturbate at the thought of countless peoples frustration in said thread.
5. Cry self to sleep
 
Pah I can do one better than that, years ago our neighbour must have saw our cat squashed on the road so thoughtfully decided to pick it up and leave it on the door step at the crack of dawn when he left for work.

Nearly puked my ******* guts out leaving for work that morning.

RIP Pat the cat

You just made protein shake come out of my nose :(
 
Pah I can do one better than that, years ago our neighbour must have saw our cat squashed on the road so thoughtfully decided to pick it up and leave it on the door step at the crack of dawn when he left for work.

Nearly puked my ******* guts out leaving for work that morning.

RIP Pat the cat

Nice

One of my friends cats went missing years ago, he found it, then took a shovel to it to scoop it off the road so they could give it a grave in the garden :(
 
Yeh by the time I got back at 6pm he was sitting on the shed roof, he didnt touch the biscuits I left for him though or the water but proceeded to meow me to death the second I opened the door, some animals are just plain fussy. He wanted a pouch of tuna chunks which he gracefully munched on 10 minutes later then went to sleep on the bed.
 
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Typical GD thread tbh.

1. Post thread guaranteed to cause some level of concern
2. Give notification you’re going out but will be back later that day
3. Never return to thread to update with out come
4. Vigorously masturbate at the thought of countless peoples frustration in said thread.
5. Cry self to sleep

Awesome thread template. We need a few of these so people don't have to make the effort and think of something to post. :)
 
Yeh by the time I got back at 6pm he was sitting on the shed roof, he didnt touch the biscuits I left for him though or the water but proceeded to meow me to death the second I opened the door, some animals are just plain fussy. He wanted a pouch of tuna chunks which he gracefully munched on 10 minutes later then went to sleep on the bed.

Welcome to cats! Turn up when they like, demand food, then sleep and repeat.
 
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