I've just thrown a washing machine at my wife.

Jono8 · 27 Jul 2011 at 23:32

You should invite her indesit down so you can apologise.

mrk · 27 Jul 2011 at 23:37

Wasmachine!

weyland yutani · 27 Jul 2011 at 23:48

Cillit bang her!

shaffaaf27 · 27 Jul 2011 at 23:58

*insert clever wife-is-machine joke here*

gambitt · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:02

I call for a vote: Change OPs username to Bosch

Temi_D · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:08

Can someone please explain the joke to me?

I'm a bit slow today

megakid · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:15

I actually lol'd at the replies more - some of them are genius - well done all, first joke thread i've chuckled to in a while...

DJ_Martin · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:16

Temi_D said:
Can someone please explain the joke to me? I'm a bit slow today

They use Washing machine makes as Puns but then it went a bit off course with any old household appliance being used.

Temi_D · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:20

DJmartin said:
They use Washing machine makes as Puns but then it went a bit off course with any old household appliance being used.

So is 'bosch' supposed to be a sound effect? ie like boom! bang! etc?

Judgeneo · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:23

Temi_D said:
So is 'bosch' supposed to be a sound effect? ie like boom! bang! etc?

ding ding ding!

Sin_Chase · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:38

I am conditioned against these sorts of jokes to be honest.

SCMRubix · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:43

Curio said:
Jokes aren't your Hotpoint.

Made me smile

Temi_D · 28 Jul 2011 at 00:46

Got the other jokes except for the OP, looks like I'm on a slow cycle

darael · 28 Jul 2011 at 01:07

I hope she takes you to the cleaners.

dal · 28 Jul 2011 at 01:49

Maybe she'll just wash an powder her nose.

infernox · 28 Jul 2011 at 02:17

Bring a smile to my face, cheers guys.

Should have duck'ed tbh. ( i know i fail )