How drunk is *too* drunk?

Shayper

Shayper

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Hi guys.

Not gonna lie, I'm rather drunk.

But just wondering, what would you guys class as *too drunk?*

:)
 
Looking at yourself in the mirror, thinking you're fit, then trying to bend your willy through your legs and up your bum.
 
Too drunk is when you have to sleep in the bath in case you have an accident with your bowels.
 
A fair indicator is when you just do not have the ability to send a text or work a phone.

I used to send bizarre messages when I got really drunk. One of the stranger ones I sent to my ex girlfriend when we were going out. Was something like: 'I don't speak tennis, just **** off and stop speaking tennis to me. Not interested in all the ****ing tennis. I don't even like shuttlecocks.' and so on and so forth. Not particularly exciting but pretty baffling for the recipient.
 
A mate got phoned by these the other day

http://chickensrus.co.uk/

Pretty good prank.
"We're calling to confirm your order of 5 live chickens"

Anyway, I am drunk, and tired, and in moderate pain. Don't know why I'm posting again either. Not even on topic.
 
When you feel the need to post on an internet forum that you're drunk, no matter how well you disguise the op :p
 
For me too drunk is where i'm getting carried back home because I can't stand on my own 2 feet and the next morning can't remember what the **** went on. Basically **** faced and out of it but i've not been that bladdered in a while as i'm not as mad as I used to be when I go out drinking these days.
 
benjo said:
When you feel the need to post on an internet forum that you're drunk, no matter how well you disguise the op :p
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Pretty much, was meant to be meeting a girl tonight but she was ill :(

buchtis said:
For me too drunk is where i'm getting carried back home because I can't stand on my own 2 feet and the next morning can't remember what the **** went on. Basically **** faced and out of it but i've not been that bladdered in a while as i'm not as mad as I used to be when I go out drinking these days.
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That's pretty much how I feel now :)
 
Back when I was at uni, I couldnt even get 'too drunk' on 20+ alcopops, or 6 double vodkas and red bull.

I only had the alcopops for a short time until I realized that vodka was cheaper for the amount of alcohol.

The worst thing was drinking that much and still being able to spend 45 minutes walking down busy roads back to my uni flat at 4 am and falling asleep without throwing up ....

.... And remembering EVERYTHING from the night before when I woke up :x

Due to not being able to forget my drunken evenings, I quickly stopped drinking.

I never fell over or threw up on the evening that I was drinking (threw up a couple of times the morning after) ... And then I later found out that I have a complete loss off balance anyway, I must have just been used to it.

I'm actually supposed to need a walking stick for how terrible my balance should be, but rather I have supernatural balance instead from my complete lack of being able to feel it.
 
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