How drunk is *too* drunk?

[bhavv]

Being too drunk for me was lying in garden, then trying to stand up, but I could only fall back into a bunch of stinging nettles, as my arm went through the fence and was bleeding quite bad, but all I could do was be sick over myself. After downing several large glasses of a cocktail with everything in it from the top shelf

Yellowbellie!

 

[stiv121]

Not drumstep, dubstep

Crap just noticed I said dumstep lol!

 

[Destination]

Thought too much alcohol was waking up next to a VERY large woman.

Indeed, or not knowing which hole you used th morning after.
Or worse, mr floppy remained floppy for the duration.

 

[kokuten]

too drunk is when i start buying strangers drinks so im not alone at the bar....

 

[Regy53]

too drunk is whta i saw last week.

A fairly well dressed middle aged man quivering on his knees by a fence with a massive wet patch running down his jeans in the middle of town at around 4pm

 

[j_walsh]

^ lol yea not being able to use a mobile and losing track of time

 

[Shayper]

I have no bloody idea how the hell I'm still awake. Hopefully I can skip the hangover, as I have work 12-8

Out again tonight, I'll try to avoid posting another drunken thread

 

[Cosimo]

Being too drunk is waking up ten hours later not remembering what you did and how you got to bed.

 

[Number_25]

I've been drunk before that when leaning on my computer chair to turn on my PC I've collapsed infront of it and slept there.

That was pretty drunk.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Gaps in your memory
Throwing up
Other losses of control of bodily functions
Doing things you'll regret

 

[Pighardia]

Being too drunk is waking up ten hours later not remembering what you did and how you got to bed.

This has only ever happened to me once, i mean not remembering a thing at all. It was the first(and only) time i drank snakebite
Don't know what it was about it but nothing has affected me as badly as that!

 

[rah^]

to drunk is when you use a chair as a toilet?!?

 

[Lakeland]

I've decided that anything more than 4 pints or half a bottle of wine is too much.

 

[ots3go]

Too drunk is when your only goal is the sleep.

It matters not where you lie, you just wish for the world to cease rotating and the nausea to stop.

 

[cm1179]

some impressive clocking in times in this thread, i haven't seen 4-5am on a saturday morning for a while now. shame about blowing the best part of the saturday recovering in the pit though

 

[Ahleckz]

No such thing.

 

[n3vrmind]

Its when you regain conciousness and order another drink

 

[Macky]

Too drunk is when your only goal is the sleep.

It matters not where you lie, you just wish for the world to cease rotating and the nausea to stop.

I think it's fair to say; we've all been there. I always try and fight drunkenness off before going to bed to avoid any possible chance of a hangover. Run home from parties, eat lots of bread and milk, stay up for another 2 or so hours before finally passing out at my desk. However, feel fairly fresh in the morning.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Too drunk is putting your penis in someone you shouldn't, waking up in a police cell and/or wetting yourself and being okay with that.

 

[Randomface74]

Too drunk is where you wouldn't trust yourself to drive.