How drunk is *too* drunk?

Oh yeah, just remembered one. Too drunk is when you receive oral sex standing on a table in an Indian restaurant in Surbiton form a woman (staff member actually, oh God) who is 52 years old.

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[FnG]magnolia;19701630 said:
Oh yeah, just remembered one. Too drunk is when you receive oral sex standing on a table in an Indian restaurant in Surbiton form a woman (staff member actually, oh God) who is 52 years old.

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Was this one of the desserts on the menu? :D
 
when you can only walk left
when you go to sleep in bath tub
when you wake up on a roof :p
when you do a barrel roll every ten steps

dreaded 360 spin = game over
 
~>Dg<~ said:
when you can only walk left
when you go to sleep in bath tub
when you wake up on a roof :p
when you do a barrel roll every ten steps

dreaded 360 spin = game over
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when you fall into every hedge "walking" back home.
when you leave your wallet in the taxi.
when you can't remember who the girl was.
when you get up in the morning and then go back to bed for another eight hours.
when everyone keeps laughing and winking at you the day after.
 
I was too drunk last night for my leaving do. Too drunk to dance wit that chick i thought i had no chance with, too drunk to go home with her when she asked, then too drunk to keep the vomit in my mouth in the taxi.

This is why I don't usually drink.
 
Being "Carried" to the taxi rank by 2 "Weegies" and Panicing because you think your in Glasgow with no money to get home.
 
too drunk was the man I watched through the 3rd floor window at work last night, covered in blood from falling over, staggering over the road and talking to a lamp post, a car and to the thin air. Who then broke in to our lobby and I had to escort him out of the building and await the police while he staggered off and sat against the wall down the road!
 
Once saw a drunk homeless man at a urinal in Newcastle. He fumbled with his flies for about a minute, then gave up and weed down his leg.

Hideous.
 
acme15 said:
any amount of drunkedness is too drunk friend.

felling tipsey? stop!
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How is it you can tell these types are under age before you even check their profile.

But anyway, too drunk is when you're standing there in a paper thin overall and the sergeant hands you your clothes back in a bag with a biohazard symbol and "contaminated" written on it :(
 
Being too drunk is walking past a couple in your home town on New Years eve a few years ago and being wished Happy New Year by them. Then as you're walking further down the high street, having one of your mates turn to you and say "Do you know who that was", you then reply "No" only for your mate to say "that was your Mum and Dad...."

Not that this happened to me of course :)
 
The best indication of being too drunk is when you fail at inserting A into B

Keys into door
Text into phone
Number into phone
Penis into Girlfriend

etc etc
 
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