Kid on a trampoline!

[Dr House]

amazing stamina... even if its just to annoy you... amazing

Cover it in WD40 so it creaks less?

What is his reasoning behind it?

These are the first 3 thoughts that came into my head

 

[gillywibble]

Surprised you haven't flipped, I would be bouncing off the ceiling by now, can't the council spring into action?

 

[robgmun]

17? 4 hours a night? Sounds like a mentalist!

 

[Reginald]

Cover it in WD40 so it creaks less?

Added bonus if he slips on the lubed up trampoline and puts himself out of action for a while. Blissful siiileence.

 

[SlugForAButt]

Give him a porn mag.
Though, ejaculating whilst trampolining might result in your window cleaner hating you...

Just

 

[Liampope]

Surprised you haven't flipped, I would be bouncing off the ceiling by now, can't the council spring into action?

I like what you did there.

Seriously though - have a few tins of WD40 delivered to their house as a present. They might see the funny side, and if you're lucky might actually use it.

 

[Efour]

rape him ?

 

[Morgoth]

Trampolining is surprisingly tiring.

 

[Deleted member 61728]

Having a neighbor with a noisy mut that barks all day and night at anything is also a pain in the ass.

 

[Dr. Pain]

Having a neighbor with a noisy mut that barks all day and night at anything is also a pain in the ass.

Barking dogs should be dead dogs.

 

[Randomface74]

nuke it from orbit

 

[lawz]

I feel your pain, theres a *ahem* little angel *cough* who bangs his scooter about the patio next door every night for an hour or more. His (I think its aunt and uncle) lack a spine to get him to stop.

 

[Maccapacca]

Stanley knife ski mask job done 2 minutes

 

[churchhawk]

How do you know he isnt Autistic or something.

Leave the kid alone.

 

[Cosimo]

nuke it from orbit

What about the kid?

 

[willhub]

How do you know he isnt Autistic or something.

Leave the kid alone.

So someone is peeing you off with loud noise, you find out they're autistic and think "oh that's ok then leave him to it" naaaaaaaaaa.....

 

[Megahurtz400]

How do you know he isnt Autistic or something.

Leave the kid alone.

Hahaha this actually made me laugh out loud xD

I know him so i know he's not Autisitc

He's not on it tonight (yet), might have been the rain though.

Next time he's on it past 10 and I want to go to sleep, i'm launching my cat at him

 

[Dave****]

Hahaha this actually made me laugh out loud xD

I know him so i know he's not Autisitc

He's not on it tonight (yet), might have been the rain though.

Next time he's on it past 10 and I want to go to sleep, i'm launching my cat at him

I would prefer it if you didn't bring your feline into this. Throw your dad at it instead

 

[ZG002]

Score a big X on the underside of it with a Stanley knife. He will soon fall through it.

 

[EdGey]

WD40