How drunk is *too* drunk?
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But anyway, too drunk is when you're standing there in a paper thin overall and the sergeant hands you your clothes back in a bag with a biohazard symbol and "contaminated" written on it
Someone’s been a naughty boy.
How is it you can tell these types are under age before you even check their profile.
But anyway, too drunk is when you're standing there in a paper thin overall and the sergeant hands you your clothes back in a bag with a biohazard symbol and "contaminated" written on it
Lol. Really?
Do you not do that anyway?
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When you lose the ability to breathe and slip into a coma is normally a sign for me.
When you decide to dye your hair red
Haha
Some quality replies here
But yeah, just remembered one.
Too drunk is when you wake up the next morning with a random girl, broken nose, concussion, and work in 5 mins
Ok, if we're doing confessions...
Too drunk is drinking cocktails straight out of the pitcher, throwing up on the pub table, being cleaned up by your female friend in the gents while your male friend cleans the table up under the stern landlady's supervision, then being thrown out of the pub, whereupon your friends hide you in a bush from the police while trying to get a taxi, but you then jump on the bonnet of the taxi and surprisingly he won't take you, at which point your friends give up and call your mum, who drives you home where you attempt to go to sleep in the driveway.
That's way too drunk.
Too drunk is drinking cocktails straight out of the pitcher, throwing up on the pub table, being cleaned up by your female friend in the gents while your male friend cleans the table up under the stern landlady's supervision, then being thrown out of the pub, whereupon your friends hide you in a bush from the police while trying to get a taxi, but you then jump on the bonnet of the taxi and surprisingly he won't take you, at which point your friends give up and call your mum, who drives you home where you attempt to go to sleep in the driveway.
That's way too drunk.
Yep, not proud of it but it happened
Lol. We’ve had the teaser now tell the whole story.
Too drunk is going on a work night out, not remembering going/leaving and being told you fell over a chair and "wow you really fancied that girl" what, what girl??
Sad times, I won an award too! Highest marks of anyone!!!!! Someone else got it for me!!!
Sad times, I won an award too! Highest marks of anyone!!!!! Someone else got it for me!!!
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Too drunk is going on a work night out, not remembering going/leaving and being told you fell over a chair and "wow you really fancied that girl" what, what girl??
Sad times, I won an award too! Highest marks of anyone!!!!! Someone else got it for me!!!
In front of the boss man? awesome.
i have been there and threw up everywhere then lick my lips and bounce off of everysingle wall you could see to the car park.
then i probably hit my head, and woke up in my bead.
i didnt get an award tho, or did i??? , nope pretty sure i didnt
Search some of DM's posts. THAT is too drunk.
From personal experience, so is mixing a butt load of various drinks at 9AM, staggering to college, passing out in the toilets at college and having 4 people (2 of whom you don't know) kick the door in on the toilet cubicle you're in whilst you're in a semi-naked state. Then having said people carry you home for ~2 miles and passing out for 8+ hours on the sofa. I should point out that this was 12+ years ago.
Also, never try playing catch the marrow after more than a few beers. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but it really hurts when you miss-catch it and make a helluva mess.
From personal experience, so is mixing a butt load of various drinks at 9AM, staggering to college, passing out in the toilets at college and having 4 people (2 of whom you don't know) kick the door in on the toilet cubicle you're in whilst you're in a semi-naked state. Then having said people carry you home for ~2 miles and passing out for 8+ hours on the sofa. I should point out that this was 12+ years ago.
Also, never try playing catch the marrow after more than a few beers. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but it really hurts when you miss-catch it and make a helluva mess.
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