Depressing Facebook Statuses

You know what the broken people once used to convey their malaise before facebook was invented?

Mime.

Do we really want to go back to those dark, terrifying days of a painted up guy trying to convey his complex life problems using only the medium of ****? I thought not.

VIVE LA FACEBOOK AND ALL WHO FAIL AT LIFE IN HER!


e : oh, tw@t is censored? That's a little annoying for comprehension of my post if nothing else.
 
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hilarious status that i saw the other week was on one of the younger 'friends' who i can only presume added me cos I covered a memorial match in memory of one of his friends who passed away last year. His status is as follows......

RIP ***** *** (his own name) 1995 - 2011. If you read this and you are upset cos you'll miss me press like, comment with a heart if you would go to my funeral.

plus some other rubbish to go with it.

I decided to reply with......

Internet attention seeking at its very worst.......he unfriended me within 10 mins :D
 
hilarious status that i saw the other week was on one of the younger 'friends' who i can only presume added me cos I covered a memorial match in memory of one of his friends who passed away last year. His status is as follows......

RIP ***** *** (his own name) 1995 - 2011. If you read this and you are upset cos you'll miss me press like, comment with a heart if you would go to my funeral.

plus some other rubbish to go with it.

I decided to reply with......

Internet attention seeking at its very worst.......he unfriended me within 10 mins :D

Tell me this manchild also posts here because this is almost too perfect a fit.
 
Posted 1 hour ago: "Really does not want to get out of her bed today"

:rolleyes:

Click the X, choose 'hide this post' or 'hide all by xxx'. Or just defriend.

The key point is that YOU are in control of who writes the stuff you see on FaceBook.
 
Somebody on my GF friendslist split up with there Gf and next thing you know has a picture on his wall of him in hospital with tubes up his nose lol, think he is diabetic and made himself ill.
 
I love the really cryptic angry/sad ones. When people say "what's up?" they say DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WAAAH.

Don't put it on facebook then you *****r.

100% agree it's a wind up. Had to delete afew people the other day constantly moaning about a bad back and how fat she is and her kids messing around. I dont care deleted.
 
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