Caporegime
- Joined
- 28 Jun 2007
- Posts
- 52,812
- Location
- Tamworth, UK
Siren.
regardless of the theme of the party go dressed like this
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I'm supposed to be going to one tonight. But screw fancy dress, its gay. I shall go dressed as me, thats who i'm going as - me.
Maybe shave a dash in my eyebrow say I came as a chav
No, Just go as you. Anyone asks, Say you've come as a boring guy.
Go as a child with his head stuck in a fence
Pull a pair of tights over your head & go as a hose
( tights are hosiery for the uninitiated)