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I suppose your love-making music is normally whatever the taxi driver has on at the time? Once you've finished vomiting in it of course!
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I suppose your love-making music is normally whatever the taxi driver has on at the time? Once you've finished vomiting in it of course!
Errr... I did not make love in a taxi!!!
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Do you want to?
taxi/bus, whatever
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Lol, I almost replied 'fine, had sex then'.
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^ That's a good one.
D12 - Nasty Mind. You know she's the one if she'll carry on through that
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D12 - Nasty Mind. You know she's the one if she'll carry on through that
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this tbh
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On the other hand some women do actually like it, are you gonna say 'sorry love, it's the sound of our heavy breathing or nothing'.
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No
And no.
Why am I even responding to this! You're both just winding me up
D12 - Nasty Mind. You know she's the one if she'll carry on through that
This is entirely true!
Vore
Vore
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Cypress Hill - I Remember That Freak Bitch. Especially the final verse...work of art:
Yeah I ****ed her in the Hershey Tunnel, deep inside
it made her ***** bubble, aiyyo she told me that it loves you
I told her 'arch that back, let me see that ass'
And then I kissed it, licked it, stuck my nose all in position
You tell me baby listen, can't you see my ****** **** is throbbin
She started slobbin and gogglin, spittin burblin burpin it
I told her 'just don't matter baby, just don't bite it'
No hold barred, my **** was hard enough to dent a car, I stuck it in
between to spread the Red Sea apart, the ***** fart
was a mother****** work of art, she rode my ****
just like a Kawasaki til the ***** started soundin sloppy
like an old jalopy, time to ***
Took off the condom slapped her on the butt, then I ****
on her face in between her lips
Then she started lickin it, cause it was good ****, protein!
Hot and rich.. damn I got my **** freaky, Mr. Ricks
Yeah I ****ed her in the Hershey Tunnel, deep inside
it made her ***** bubble, aiyyo she told me that it loves you
I told her 'arch that back, let me see that ass'
And then I kissed it, licked it, stuck my nose all in position
You tell me baby listen, can't you see my ****** **** is throbbin
She started slobbin and gogglin, spittin burblin burpin it
I told her 'just don't matter baby, just don't bite it'
No hold barred, my **** was hard enough to dent a car, I stuck it in
between to spread the Red Sea apart, the ***** fart
was a mother****** work of art, she rode my ****
just like a Kawasaki til the ***** started soundin sloppy
like an old jalopy, time to ***
Took off the condom slapped her on the butt, then I ****
on her face in between her lips
Then she started lickin it, cause it was good ****, protein!
Hot and rich.. damn I got my **** freaky, Mr. Ricks
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Can't believe no-one's said:
**** Her Gently by Tenacious D!
Youtube it - won't post the link for obvious reasons!
Seriously though - can't say I've ever made up a sex playlist... what's wrong with just doing it? It's more of a turn-on to be able to hear your partner surely?
**** Her Gently by Tenacious D!
Youtube it - won't post the link for obvious reasons!
Seriously though - can't say I've ever made up a sex playlist... what's wrong with just doing it? It's more of a turn-on to be able to hear your partner surely?
