Our cat is killing far too many birds

smr said:
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This is him :)
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Why dont you put the helmet on him, that should stop the problem?
 
I actually have a cat killing machine you can rent if you like?

£20/hour excludes VAT:

This is her on duty in our house:
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This is her waiting to pounce on an un-suspecting cat:

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All that for a simple pat on the head:
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And last but not least here's a monkey braking dancing out side our room in Kenya:
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My cat, just over 1. Like a bloody ninja.

birds, mice, bats are his usual, all kindly left for us on the kitchen floor in the mornings, normally they are dead but not always, had to end a few lives this summer with a quick de-heading. He thinks it's bloody great. We put three bells on him, like a mountain cow, no use at all.

About a month ago a live, flying bird came out from behind the washing machine, he had a lucky escape.
 
A.N.Other said:
Yep, put a bell (or two) on a collar for him. That way he can't sneak up on things quite so easily.
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Had to do this with my cat as he was also turning my flat into a mass mouse grave. It is annoying at first but you manage to tune out the jingling after a while and it has made a huge difference to the number of 'presents' I receive; either that or he's eating them all outside!!
 
Feed it more food and get a bell for the collar. My parents cat did this a lot, they sort of go through phases..kill stuff for a few weeks then get bored then start again. They dont just do it as a present, they also do it cos they are hungry.
 
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