Silly cow got her head stuck in a ladder!

This is pretty normal in farming communities. Once a week one of our sheep have its head stuck in a fence :p
 
I live only a few miles away from where this happened.

There's always crazy cows in Ayrshire. I got stuck on a backroad just last week. They had gotten loose and were standing in the middle of the road and wouldn't let anything past. Horns, revs... nothing worked. I ended up edging past and they finally scattered.
 
I ought to grass you up for being so udderly ridiculous.

I think you should moove over and let somebody else say the puns around here.

The steaks are high though, I butter not get involved in this or else somebody might give me the hoof.

Oh for goodness sake stop calfing on! This thread is a load of bull.


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