My flame proof suit is on.
I bought it.
Even better? I bought it as a non runner!

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Paid £600 for it and at the end of the day, I'll almost certainly get that back for it as a parts car.
The on board diagnostics system is showing up a sensor related fault that is know to cause non starting. That's if of course there actually is a problem, the battery is knackered so there is a good chance the previous owner flooded it trying to get the car to start. I'm going to get it low loaded in a few days and go from there.
Bodywork wise? Well, to quote someone, 'It's in great condition, but the paint is terrible'

. No dings or dents, but a lot of scuffs and scratches. It ideally needs blowing over with a spray gun
I'm not sure if this is going to be a long term thing. I'm going to have to drive it and see. I may very well end up using it for a few months, give it a minor tidy up and sell it on. I may fall in love with it but I'm mindful that it is going to take a lot of work to get it to the standard where i want to keep it forever and ever and ever.