Are all women absolutely crazy!

UncleBob said:
Like you'd know - you're still only at the dating stage, so you clearly haven't discovered the right nutter yet. :p
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Somehow you learn to deal with the crazy and appreciate it....

Don't ask me how!

But yes, 99% of women are crazy, it's just realising that you have your own quirks as well and getting to a point where you both mutually except each others crazy (admittedly her crazy will undoubtedly be worse than yours).

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I've been married to the most utterly irrational, bonkers, crazy woman I have ever met for the past 12 years. I love her to bits and though you get to live with the mad impuslive, irrational behaviour, you never quite understand it. I gave up years ago and find just nodding my head in agreement/understanding/disappointment (insert emotional response here) etc while keeping my mouth shut works best in the long term.
 
nelviss said:
yes the most of them are totaly mental (coming form a bipolar) a few weeks gone mine went a bit to nuts leading to claw marks on my face and arms, police turn up at 4am geuse whom got charged.
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mate I had something similar, you should have made a thread about it!

But on topic, deep down.... yes

Yes they are.
 
All women are to a degree crazy or have crazy moments, or even thoughts. Try being with a pregnant woman in the first stages of their pregnancy. They are to be frank simply to be feared as wow.. They change into really, and I mean really moody, tired, irritable and irrational witches.. !!

Then they move into the second phase of pregnancy and do nothing but complain about being fat.. Erm, yeah you are getting a bit bigger.. Could be because you’ve got a baby growing, but try telling them this… Oh, and they’ll wake you in the middle of the night to say ‘did you feel that? Baby moved and thrust your hand into their tummy saying awwww can you feel it..!!’ to which you can’t feel a thing.. lol

Woman are hormonal, woman are sensitive, woman are always right but a good women will always compliment your life, and you’ll know this when you can’t live your life without said woman being in your life, no matter how crazy she might be..

There are good women out there, but all of them have crazy moments. Just the same as us men, we’re no better at times…
 
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Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Van Patten: Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties.
McDermott: So what did Ed say?
Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
McDermott: And what did the other part think?
Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick. [chuckles]
 
philtorrens said:
Reverse psychology right there! You must be female then? :D
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Nope, just a man who has a lot of experience with women. I didn't say all men were crazy or have something wrong with them, just the ones who are either so damaged or useless they can't attract a woman who isn't either crazy, damaged or other wise unattractive themselves.

Dr. Pain said:
Er what?

YOU may be just like a woman, but I, and most men certainly are not.
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A woman? There is no such thing. There are just as many kinds of women, if not more, than men. Get over the idea that women are some how magically different than men and suddenly they don't seem so crazy, just a product of a patriarchal society. For instance, you say you are not like a woman, but, would you not be like a woman who's behaviour and traits were far more traditionally male dominated behaviours? Would she not be like you?
 
Stability is boring. The best moments I've had with women have been the bat **** insane scary impulse flying by the seat of your scrotum moments.

Admittedly I've also had some incredibly painful and difficult times with the same women though... In fact far more **** than amazing. Still well worth it. :p
 
Tbf a RealDoll might be a little low on the intelligence scale, but they are pretty hot and definitely win on the emotionally stable front.
 
My ex was completely and utterly of her head. I'm not even saying this for the benefit of the thread, it's the scary truth. She could invent arguments from nowhere, create events that NEVER happened and use them as fact. For example;

Her: I know about Kate!!!!
Me: Who? (I don't know a Kate)
Her: Kate!!!!! You're seeing her!!!
Me: (Talking slowly, as you would to an idiot) Sweety, I don't know a Kate. Really. And I'm not seeing anyone.
Her: DON'T LIE!!!

I can literally mention tens of examples like this.

In the beginning when I indulged her stupidity and whacked her into submission with the truth, she'd start bawling and calling me names. Well, that's when she ever realised or recognized the facts. Towards the middle and end of our relationship, I'd indulge her like a puppy the piddled on the carpet and just ignored it as I got tired arguing or listening to sheer idiotic banalities.

My new girlfriend at least 'acts' more rational and sensible but I've seen a sign or two of pure madness already.

They're all off their heads. Some just hide it better than others. Try and find one with the least amount of craziness or a craziness you can live with and resign yourself to the facts.
 
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