Biting people while drunk....

[Zip]

Good thing you arnt gay

 

[NathanE]

You should be careful as that is assault. And if you went over the top doing it, grievous bodily harm...

 

[Vonhelmet]

Stop drinking. You sound like a liability.

 

[Efour]

I am not a violent person but if you bit me i would probably break your nose.

 

[Redz]

Get yourself one of these masks

Problem solved.

 

[jp_bl_68]

was just wondering if anyone ever does this/has this done to them?

I've known plenty of girls that get bitey when drunk.

 

[MeatLoaf]

I dont bite people but i do love it when my girlfriend bites me

 

[Sunbed]

If someone bit me, they'd be chewing on glass.

lol reminds me of begbie. Legend.

 

[neil3k]

i bite my wife

because she is succulent.

 

[A.N.Other]

i bite my wife

because she is succulent.

True. She is that.

 

[Orcish-Horde]

How long before we see a "I got glassed for no reason" " Got my teeth knocked the back of my throut for no reason" thread?

 

[Davepen]

I'm thinking that next time I'm out, I may take some chewing gum, or maybe use a straw to bite on? (obviously as well as sticking to a single type of drink and not indulging too heavily) I never have an urge to bite things or people while sober so it's a little strange.

 

[Liquid_Entity]

No but some ****** decided rather than try and deck me (I was very drunk so easily could have) he tried to bite my ear off. I managed to get him off me and he only left deep cut marks in my ear but I just couldn't believe it. What a sick individual trying to bite the ear off someone. Tyson comes to mind !!

 

[Vonhelmet]

No but some ****** decided rather than try and deck me (I was very drunk so easily could have) he tried to bite my ear off. I managed to get him off me and he only left deep cut marks in my ear but I just couldn't believe it. What a sick individual trying to bite the ear off someone. Tyson comes to mind !!

That sounds like the sort of time when I'd be grabbing for a handful of balls.

 

[tom_e]

A couple of my mates have this problem a swift punch to the nads normally sorts them out.

 

[AshenShugar1873]

I have a colleague in work who does this, although she doesn't need to be that drunk to do it. Most interesting case she has admitted to is biting her soon to be daughter-in-law's father when first meeting him!

 

[sigma]

No but some ****** decided rather than try and deck me (I was very drunk so easily could have) he tried to bite my ear off. I managed to get him off me and he only left deep cut marks in my ear but I just couldn't believe it. What a sick individual trying to bite the ear off someone. Tyson comes to mind !!

Was his name Dave?

 

[GravyMonster]

Are you allergic to garlic?

Does your skin sizzle in daylight?

Is your reflection missing?

Was your Dad from Transylvania, or possibly Louisiana?

Yes to any of these and there may be a bigger underlying problem.

 

[Liquid_Entity]

That sounds like the sort of time when I'd be grabbing for a handful of balls.

It was in a busy take away bar around 3am, I didn't have to grab for the balls as I managed to swing him around (off my ear) and then launch myself in to him and he went full force in to the wall, think he banged his head cos I heard a massive thud, then he just scarpered out the door. I was in shock so didn't bother chasing him. Straight to the medicine cabinet when i got home and dowsed myself in antisepctic, then went to hospital for a tetanus jab.

 

[Davepen]

Ha.
I have never bitten anything like an ear or finger, usually shoulders or arms, and it's always in an affectionate way (altho that's debatable on how the other person feels about it)